Friend of mine and I were getting lunch, and he said he had somethin important to tell me the night before. So before we get our food and back to the guys I ask him about it in the line. I was expecting him to say he was gay, ngl haha. But no, vato told me he had the chance to lose his virginity, but he felt it would be awkward or whatever. So Im trying to talk him into it, make him realize its not awkward if you arent. To just go with the flow, because obviously hes caught this bitches attention enough to get her horny for him.

So I ask him if hes got rubbers, "No, I dont, but she does?". Told ese to go and buy some, hers may not fit him right, and last thing we need our accidents at our age. So this bitch ahead of us in the lunch line chimes in, and ar first, I wont lie she gave a solid bit of advice, that he should visit a health center and get them for free. I forgot those things exist. I still tell him to buy some. Anyway, our conversation continues, but eventually she speaks up again, and this fuckin cunt calls us both red flags, him because he cant communicate for shit, and me because.. well.. Im me. This chica dead ass looks me in the eyes and says "You know, you seem like kind of an asshole and a major red flag..". She also said I seem like an "incel", and I swear to God I start fuckin dying vatos 🤣. I crack up in this chicks face and say so fuckin what? Who cares. I know what I am and its not hard to tell. I dont give a fuck. I was gonna say she was pretty hot for a twitter liberal, but had some restraint. That shit made my day.

But your not my bitch, and Im not tryna fuck, so why should I give a shit? Ill treat everyone with respect if they arent a dickhead or a fuckin pussy, but that shit had me near tears.