Grand Theft Sperm

DaddyMonster · 2013-07-19T16:02:34+00:00

‘I don’t trust you,’ he said, muttering something about women claiming to want a career, but underneath wanting to start a family.

I called his bluff and told him there was no way I would want a baby with him, given he didn’t earn any money. Yet the truth was, I had hatched a plan that many will doubtless find shocking. ... I resolved to steal his sperm from him in the middle of the night.

Called his bluff ey? More like she's doing the bluffing.

Edit: Followed by blame shifting to him. Go hamster, go!

chiffonade- · 2013-07-19T17:24:32+00:00

I wanted a career, freedom, a nice house and to keep my figure

prime example of female logic. i want "freedom", so let me get:

a career which keeps me chained to my work
a nice house which keeps me chained to the mortgage
a figure which keeps me from eating what i want

FEMALE LOGIC FOLKS. you can't make this shit up. these are good things but the polar opposite of 'freedom'

[deleted] · 2013-07-19T15:57:01+00:00

One, in his mid-30s, has just got engaged to a woman who is 39. He told me he is not yet thinking about starting a family, as he is self-employed and worried about the recession. They also live 45 miles apart, each in their own flat.

He told me he wants to wait until they have a house together, and for his business to become established.

I bet his fiancée will be pregnant within the year.

If you couldn't tell, Miss Liz isn't the sharpest tool in the shed. That bet isn't a very good one. There is a very strong chance at 39 she won't be having kids no matter how hard she tries.

http://www.babycentre.co.uk/a6155/your-age-and-fertility

MiracleRiver · 2013-07-19T22:51:06+00:00

Dreadful, dreadful old witch. What a truly scumbag personality - no wonder no man wanted to marry her and could smell her a mile off.

santaincarnate · 2013-07-20T08:50:01+00:00

Liz Jones is a total fucking maniac. Have a read through this trainwreck, or perhaps this rather amusing analysis

redpilltales · 2013-07-23T15:07:27+00:00

Of course, not every woman in my position would resort to extreme measures. But I do believe that any man who moves in with a woman in her late 30s or early 40s should take it as read that she will want to use them to procreate, by fair means or foul, no matter how much she protests otherwise.

Just wow. The man should expect the woman to do this and it's his fault not hers if he gets trapped. Talk about victim blaming.

Title	Grand Theft Sperm
Author	[deleted]
Upvotes	5
Comments	8
Date	July 19, 2013 3:49 PM UTC (13 years ago)
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