Link: How to be a good girlfriend

Summary

Now that western women went full feminist, they have forgotten how to be good girlfriends.

But it’s gone to such an extent that they have also forgotten the most basic elements of femininity. The little details that erode couples.

1- Don’t shit with the door open

Ever had a gf who thinks she’s such a snowflake that she can shit in front of you?

You still with that GF?

Thought so.

2- Be clean and smell good always

You get a little naughty with your girl, you like to touch her in the heat of the action

But when you do

She has a shit stain.

Or her vag stinks.

And bitch isn’t sorry

3- Don’t talk about your exes

Best case scenario, she has no exes.

But you know you want some company and you want a temporary girlfriend who will support you

One day you’re in bed and sex topics come out

And in the middle of the convo she talks about how her ex used to eat her vag so good

Yeah she’s probably trying to make you jealous or something and you don’t care But deep down she’s just sounding like a whore and it just killed any chance you will ever take her seriously

4- Be happier than your man

Men work hard

It’s stressful

When they go home, they want to go to a happy, relaxing girl

Light, joyful and giggly

But a girl who does a stressful job can’t be that way

Because then they lose their femininity