A good friend of mine recently got dumped by his gf and so he's going through all the usual emotions. We went for beers so he could vent and he showed me an email he wrote about her to himself pre-breakup when he'd had a moment of clarity.

Here it is:

No personal responsibility Doesn’t take an interest in other peoples lives Never apologizes Always makes excuses Childish Doesn’t like sex Have stupid animals Doesn’t share things or work well with others (Conflict forms) Bossy and too set in her ways

DOESN’T APPRECIATE MY BRILLIANCE

I DON’T GIVE TWO CRAPS ANYMORE

If you only would have had better communication, I could have been exactly what you were looking for. I would have been able to embrace your horse hobby and even bought a farm with ya. This is your loss!

MY TIME IS VALUABLE – DOESN’T NEED TO BE WASTED. OR MY BRAIN OCCUPIED WITH THESE USELESS THOUGHTS.

I bet most of us that have been in blue pill relationships could have written the exact same thing.

I think he's ready.

Edit: Format, stupid phone.