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[–]Senior EndorsedMattyAnon 18 points19 points20 points 9 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
When you get a shit test, you are simply supposed to AGREE and AMPLIFY
No, you are not SUPPOSED to do anything at all. Most responses to shit tests work if you don't care too much. It's a power play and weakness test from her, all you have to do is not be weak, not care, not defend yourself from a ridiculous comment from a silly girl. ie indifference to her abuse.
There are lots of ways to show indifference, of which A&A is just one. Ignoring it is another. "Sure, ok" is another. "Uh huh" is another. Pressure flip is a great one ("you're a pussy" / "do you like pussy?" or "you're a pussy" / "what's so awesome about you?")
Rest of OPs post - all spot on.
[–]SillyGooseSack 2 points3 points4 points 9 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Honestly couldn't agree with you more, however for my case I've noticed some girls take offense to the "sure, ok" answers and it's kind of a conversation killer.
Where as when I do the Agree and amplify most people viewing the conversation laugh, due to it actually being funny and unexpected. I notice that it flips the girl over to the defensive side because not only did I shoot down her insult but I have her, myself and everyone around me laughing. Could see Pressure flip doing the exact same thing, however I just never try it.
[–]Senior EndorsedMattyAnon 7 points8 points9 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
however for my case I've noticed some girls take offense to the "sure, ok" answers and it's kind of a conversation killer.
Yup. The discomfort discourages her from this bullshit in future.
Where as when I do the Agree and amplify most people viewing the conversation laugh, due to it actually being funny and unexpected.
Sure. And then they do it again, BECAUSE ITS FUN. You've rewarded bad behaviour.
[–]yes_we_can_t 4 points5 points6 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Examples of this are things like when you're both walking through the bar together be sure to be the leader and don't be a pushover bitch about getting through a crowd
Take her by the hand while leading her, it makes it easy for her to follow you through a crowd and is very attractive.
[–]cashmoney_x 9 points10 points11 points 9 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Oh, thanks. I hadn't read all of these things 1200 times before. I needed a 23 year old three months into lifting to tell me about eye contact and shit tests.
[–]SillyGooseSack 1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Good for you buddy nobody cares how many times you've read anything.
[–]morexel1 points 9 years ago [recovered] (1 child) | Copy Link
I thought you were good at shit tests?
[–]take1fortheteam 2 points3 points4 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Great post.
The struggle is finding that sweet spot when it comes to being confident and being sarcastic/cute insults. If you take it too far you're fucked. If it doesn't go far enough it falls short and you look like a dumbass. After talking to over 100 women on tinder/happn/etc I've found how to find that spot with most girls.
My humble suggestion is to strike up conversations with any women you can. Be it texting or in person. It's like training your mental muscles and eventually you can get somewhere with it.
A consequence of this, however, is that I can tell when a wamen is not interested and I just stop trying.
[–]SillyGooseSack 1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
I usually go by the rule of knowing what the girl might be self conscious about and making sure never to use that as a joke. Also I tend to do it about trivial things and things I know 100% that they could laugh about too. Example would be if a girl trips or something I say something like "If you want I can give you a quick lesson on how to walk". Know thats not the best example, but moral of the story is it should be something the girl knows you'd joke about.
[–]oxpea544 points5 points6 points 9 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Good post lad.
Tips on picking the best cologne? Haha. What if a bitch doesn't like the smell? Automatically fucked.
[–]yes_we_can_t 3 points4 points5 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Tips on picking the best {variable}? What if a bitch doesn't like your {variable}. Automatically fucked.
Try again with a different girl. If there's a consistent pattern, change your {variable}. Don't be afraid to be polarizing.
[–]SillyGooseSack 1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
If you get a good enough cologne there won't be a man, woman, cat or child that doesn't like it. I prefer l'homme yves saint laurent parfum intense. You can find it at pretty much any fragrance shop and I promise that it'll be the best cologne you ever buy.
[–]TheEagleAndTheSnake -1 points0 points1 point 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It won't be the best. THE best is arguably Roja Haute Luxe by Roja Parfums with a £2500/100ml pricetag or Aventus by Creed at $455/120ml. When it comes to designer frags, I've had the most success with Bulgari Man in Black, Bleu de Chanel (Illimitable Man uses this if I'm not mistaken), Terre d'Hermés and Pure Havane or Pure Tobacco by Mugler. In the summer, I generously splash some 4711 kölnischwasser cologne on my neck - the scent dissapears after half an hour BUT when you pump your heart rate up and get sweaty, it comes back subtly. Always a nice surprise for the girl
[–]007smoove2 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
Eye contact is key! Communication is like 90% non verbal (don't quote me.) Scarface said it best " The eyes chico, They never lie." You can easily weed out the women not interested by the way they reciprocate your gaze ( An the cocky smirk helps immensely.)
I like to refer to confidence as being a " Grown Ass Kid." Your fully competent with a care free imagination. Not taking yourself too seriously but eager to make fun out of any situation.
As for cologne, man o man, never leave without using it. Its amazing how much women receive you with open arms when you smell good. FYI, subscribe to a Macy catalog , they send cologne samples in them. Use them!! Ive had women text me " I can still smell you in my mind" or after a quick introduction and number exchange : " Damn you smell good "
Nice Gems "SillyGooseSack"
[–]BlueCollarAsshole 0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Even with quick glances there might be attraction. A lot take a quick look when they think you don't see them. Can't count how many times I've been on the bus to have a chick look at me while I'm looking away, only tro avert her glance when I catch her
[–]SillyGooseSack 0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Good point, but much harder to notice.
[–]12-juin-3049-15 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
Eww, they let TRP on popular? Admins please fix
[–]Lord_Guardian-21 points 9 years ago [recovered] (7 children) | Copy Link
You seem like a massive loser.
Please keep your horrible cologne smelling ass way over wherever the hell you're from.
Sorry you hate your dad so much
[–]SillyGooseSack 9 points10 points11 points 9 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Says the soft bitch that gets on reddit to complain about his xbox controllers breaking. I guarantee you are a nobody in real life and probably even a nobody in the virtual sphere.
[–]cashmoney_x 8 points9 points10 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
What happened to agree and amplify?
[–]Ainitux 6 points7 points8 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
well that escalated quickly
[–]ReptilianDystopia 0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I bet you smell like dried sweat. Like the chaffed smell between a fat girl's thighs.
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