Female behaviour in public is becoming more and more deplorable. Instead of classy, elegant and dignified women like Grace Kelly we gen the average queen scumbagula.

In this last week alone, on my daily train ride i've seen women eating their full breakfast, gossiping away on their smartphones or, the worst in my opinion, caking on make up on their way into work. If these lazy cunts got their asses out of bed fifteen, twenty minutes earlier they could paint their troll faces and make some breakfast.

As for the phones, this behaviour is both everywhere and deplorable. Shrieking down the phone over the latest useless piece of inane gossip.

So I feel like it's time to call them out on their shitty actions, make them accountable for themselves and behave like a proper member of society. Eating her breakfast? Ask her not to. Or just cough and sneeze on it, whichever gives you greater pleasure. Caking up her post wall hag face? Tell her to not bother, or 'accidentally' slam into her at the next train stop. Again, whichever gives you greater pleasure.

As for phones, these are the worst. Frankly I would like to lead a crusade against having your stupid personal gossip fests on public transport when people cant escape. Tell her to pipe the fuck down. If she doesn't, tell her again, until she gets the fucking message. Nobody gives a single solitary fuck what Debbie from Accounting did last week.

Tl;dr? Don't put up with female inconsiderate bullshit in public.