Just curious if any of the PUAs on here have ever had to deal with a rape investigation?

A hazard of fucking mass quantities of girls is that they'll claim rape if their hamster wheel spins fast enough. Three weeks after I fucked a girl she went to the police and claimed I violently raped her because she regretted cheating on her boyfriend. I beat the charges, but there's still involvement with my college.

Girls that lie their age is another hazard. This summer I fucked a girl in Philly who told me she was 17. I was excited because that's legal in PA and I love young poon. She ended up being 15, and six months later I received a call from PPD saying that I was being investigated for statutory rape. Long story short I was let off because she explicitly lied about her age.

I only have those couple anecdotes on dealing with the poon-police. I'm grateful that I'm not in prison and that investigators were smarter than the girls I fucked. Not all men are as lucky as me though. As I continue to slay bitches I expect that this will probably happen again one day. Nobody ever said being a PUA was this dangerous!

For reference: I'm a 22 year old white guy, lived in various metro areas, and have a notch count around thirty.