This post is to reinforce the reality that you should all know by now, or at least be accepting of, using my real world examples (that reality being that she’s not yours, it’s just your turn)

Of my five steady plates right now, only two of them are sleeping with me exclusively. The other three have their own agendas and side pieces. The takeaway from this post should be the understanding that just because she’s sleeping with you, doesn’t mean she isn’t sleeping with anyone else. Knowing this will help you be ready for the inevitable when you find out she isn’t a unicorn.

Plate 1- established that we would be nothing more than FWBs, she had just gotten out of a relationship and I don’t want one. She went from only fucking me (this time last year) to now having me + 2 other guys in her line up. So in the last year, she’s realized her own sexual potential and capitalized on it. I encouraged this because she lives 45 mins away and I’m not driving to her if I don’t feel like it.

Plate 2- Tried the whole reformed slut thing, ended up cheating on her BF with me after the bar one night. Over the last year she’s had two BFs and I have been banging her throughout all of that. Just because you’re boyfriend and girlfriend doesn’t guarantee that she isn’t branch swinging on you. During the second BF, she got drunk at a frat party and had a threesome (she never told him).

Plate 3- less than a year old, steady since October. One of my favorites, I like to see her at least once a week because she’s so fun. Since October she’s had a boyfriend (I didn’t know this until last week when they broke up). The week before the break up, my teammate and I double teamed her, go figure

Plate 4- exclusive with me* (for now). Really fun girl, only had her since March. Not sure where this one will go, I have a feeling she’ll pop a question soon.

Plate 5- also relatively new, kicked it off with her in late April. Exclusively sleeping with me* for now (I cannot read this chick so I have no clue what she wants other than sex).

Bonus- plate 3 had a smoking hot roommate who was fucking three guys that had no clue about the other guys. I got to know because I’d be hanging out at their house when guys would come through.

Double bonus- plate 3 and her roommate are both on a cocktail of mood stabilizers, the hot/crazy matrix is real guys, don’t forget that

  • They’re exclusively sleeping with me as stated by them but we all know that could be false. Based on their insane work schedules, I would be tough for them to be sleeping with other guys because I get their nights off

All in all- while I pride myself on my sexual aptitude, the first 3 plates cannot be satisfied with just one FWB because it doesn’t fill the emotional “I feel needed/wanted food”. Plates 2 and 3 confirmed this when I asked why they would cheat on their bfs (the BF provided emotional validation, I provided the sexual validation.

Never forget, she’s not yours- it’s just your turn.

Happy hunting gents

EDIT VERY IMPORTANT!!! If you’re not wrapping your dick up, get tested. Don’t take her word for it, she doesn’t know who the other guys she’s fucking are fucking. A blood test is one single little prick, herpes is forever