In ALL relationships with females, YOU set the pace with the following rules. In an LTR, even if she decides to leave, she leaves happy.

  1. You make all the decisions

  2. Put yourself first

  3. Do not argue. Win through actions. Never through argument.

  4. Do not change anything in your life or about yourself for her

  5. Do NOT apologize and do NOT offer any excuses for anything

  6. Tell her NO in the blink of an eye without apology or excuse

  7. Do NOT let her take a shit on your day and put you in a bad mood

  8. Do NOT let her piss you off. If she does don't let it show

  9. Do what you want WHEN you want and DO NOT EVER ask for permission for ANYTHING

  10. Don't tell her, show her. Never let your left hand know what your right hand is doing. Do NOT telegraph the Rules to her. She must FIGURE OUT what you want from her ON HER OWN. Conceal your intentions. 

  11. Stand your ground. Do not budge one inch from what you really want. DO NOT SETTLE

  12. Do NOT complain to her about anything

  13. Do NOT criticize her. YOU DON'T CARE what she says or does. Criticizing is effeminate and acting like a nagging woman

  14. Don't give a damn about her opinion. Let it go in one ear and out the other

  15. Do NOT let her talk to you about her problems

  16. Never be afraid to hang up or walk out on her ass and never speak to her again

  17. Don't tell her how you feel about her; don't tell her you love her or hate her; don't tell her anything; don't care; be indifferent; let her wonder

  18. Don't confess anything to her; don't tell her your secrets, your dreams, your regrets,

  19. Your hopes, your fears, your frustrations, etc

  20. Never be jealous

  21. Do not say anything bad about your exes; do NOT answer any questions about your exes; don't mention your exes; you have no exes; you have no past

  22. Do not say anything bad about your childhood; do not say anything bad about your parents WHATSOEVER; you have no past

  23. You are 100% unaffected and un-phased by the word 'no.' Being told 'no' does absolutely nothing to you. One woman's no is fifty other women's yes. If she tells you no, you crack up laughing

  24. Do NOT ASK her to do anything. Give her orders only. Tell her, tell her, tell her what to do. Don't ask her to do ANYTHING. Always give her direct orders

  25. Do NOT get involved in her gossip. If she's your wife, listen to it but do NOT react, comment on it or give your opinion: you have NO opinion; do NOT find it interesting or be surprised

  26. Don't tell her everything about you. You don't have to tell her something about yourself every time she tells you something about herself. do NOT tell her your life story. The less she knows about you the better.

  27. ONLY teach her ONLY on a need-to-know basis and never teach her ANYTHING she can use against you or to attract another man and replace you. Always keep her dependent on you

  28. Tell her to do what she's about to do or already doing anyway

  29. Never tell her to or expect her to call you. Never leave her a voicemail telling her to call you back. If she calls you, great. If she doesn't so WHAT. And NEVER call her twice in a row. Call her once. If she doesn't answer, get busy doing something else. Some women are thirsty, petty, and have low self-esteem; and will act like you're stalking them if you call more than once

  30. Don't ever follow her or walk behind her. ALWAYS walk in front of her or beside her; always set the pace. NEVER let her set the pace

  31. You don't have to answer all of her questions to make her feel safe and make her trust you

  32. You must ALWAYS be happy

  33. NEVER stare at women. Ignore them before you stare at them

  34. ALWAYS end dates and phone calls first

  35. Never make excuses for her

  36. Never let her think you aren't busy. Always let her think you're busy

  37. Never stop her from being mad at you. Her being mad at you means you're doing something right

  38. Never be her last minute fill in/substitute because the dude she really wanted to spend time with vanished on her.