I'm not sure if posts like these are allowed, but after a quick read-through I couldn't find anything against is, so here I go:

A couple of weeks ago I found myself sitting in a certain class, when it was suddenly about the topic of gender. The professor (female) asked us if we were feminists. Wanna know what happened?

Almost all the little bitches in class raised their hands, whether they were 'feminists' or not. It happened so fast I almost didn't see it, their hands rocketing skywards like there was no tomorrow. Another guy and me didn't do shit. Now, apparently it's a crime or something to hold onto your own opinion, or to not conform to the majority, because we were practically interrogated and verbally attacked about 'why aren't you feminists?' and 'no, look, you simply don't understand feminism'. What kind of shit is that!? I'm not saying I've swallowed the pill completely, but those people seemed perfectly brainwashed and could definitely use a little bit of RP wisdom. I didn't know the situation was this bad, until that very lesson came along.

EDIT: I thank everyone for their insightful comments here instead of replying to each and everyone individually. I will try some of your methods to avoid a gender-question-based shitstorm next time. To be honest I was surprised at the time because most discussions have been quite relaxed and well-received by all parties.

EDIT2: This got more reactions than I had anticipated. Wow!