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[–]HiBigFatFuknStupid 57 points58 points59 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I feel like people in this sub bragging about smashing thots are really smashing landwhales
[–]PinkHatPurpleNipples 76 points77 points78 points 9 years ago (8 children) | Copy Link
With your writing skills, I'm imagining a 12 year old who just busted his first nut and can't wait to share.
[–]reecewagner27 points28 points29 points 9 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
It's all about that for-play
[–]420KUSHBUSH12 points13 points14 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
but HOW DO YOU MAKE HER CUM?
[–]mp11117 points18 points19 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
"I just got laid guys. Really. She told me my sex game was um-azing. Best she's ever had in fact!"
[–]Neverd0wn4 points5 points6 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Fkn twelve year olds nowadays :')
[–]_avra5 points6 points7 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Rly guys i fucked her 6 times already and she is tired. True story believe me i am Volcano Dick
[–]aanarchist0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
beta amog attempt confirmed.
[–]imn0tg00d8 points9 points10 points 9 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
Thank you for making this post. I'll share with you guys some of my favorite moves so you can get those mattresses wet (seriously I've had to flip girl's mattresses for them because of the large wet spots, I'm talking half of the bed being wet). I do recommend laying down a towel before sex, but sometimes you can't get it done.
I'll start with making out, go into foreplay, then finally into sex.
Making out There is an art to kissing and turning a woman on. You can't just sloppily roll your tongue all over her face and expect to turn her on. Personally, I don't use much tongue when kissing. I will put my tongue in her mouth for short bursts, but kissing is more about teasing than it is for being hardcore. Things will heat up more later, but you just want to get both of your hearts racing while making out. My favorite thing to do is to turn the girl's head, move her hair to the side, and gently kiss her neck. THEN give it a light bite. I open my mouth all of the way and just put a little pressure with my teeth. Use your tongue here as well, it is ok to get sloppy. Also give her ear lobe a light nibble. Sometimes I will brush my tongue on her ear, but be careful not to get sloppy there, no one likes a wet willy.
While you are making out you want to move your hands around her body, but don't put them on her vagina or breasts yet. I usually tease like I'm going to come close but don't. The point of this step is to make her want more. I usually grab her hips or grab her hands. I also like to run my hands over her body and try to give her goosebumps that way. You should also be dry humping her with a good bit of intensity. This whole makeout thing varies, I don't have a set time limit for it. But I know it's time for clothes to come off when she is breathing really heavily and her hands are starting to wander over my body.
Foreplay This is one of my favorite parts. I love the feeling of turning a girl on. To me, it makes me feel like more of a man. There is a primal, almost animal-like feeling to it. This is where you're both struggling to take your clothes off. Don't worry if there is a little bit of awkwardness at this stage. Learn to laugh at jeans getting tied up at your feet or the random bra strap hook refusing to let go. It's an exciting time and there usually should be some laughter to go along with it. Enjoy the moment.
Once her clothes are off (sometimes I will leave her panties on for this) it's time to get her really wet. I'm about to tell you one of my secret moves (it comes after her panties are off). Whenever I do this to a girl I always get "no one has ever done/made me feel like THAT before!".
(Panties are still on at this point) I start by going down to her pussy and lightly biting and kissing the inside of her thighs. With her underwear on, I put my mouth over her pussy and blow warm air over where her clit is while rubbing her lower pussy area with my hand. It also helps to generate a little friction over her clit with your lips/tongue. I do this for a really short period of time, it's just to keep up with the theme of teasing her. Now it's time to take her panties off and use my move.
I spit on my finger tips and rub the outside of her pussy lips to get them ready for putting two fingers in. Make sure you drag out the penetration part. Go SLOW because when you first penetrate her it's really intense for her if you drag it out. (She is laying on her back, and you're facing her for this step). With your palm facing up, insert your two fingers (forefinger and middle finger) HALFWAY into her pussy, to the second knuckle. And feel upwards towards her clit. You should feel an area that feels kind of spongy, this is her g-spot. This is where your fingers are going to work their magic. (Also, I hope you trimmed your nails recently. If not you're going to feel like Edward Scissor hands in there) You want to alternate pressure with each finger, kind of like a really slow drum roll. You should be licking her clit here as well, but I'll get into the finer points of clit licking in the next paragraph.
I basically use three methods for licking a girl's clit. Every girl will like a different method, you have to learn each girl and judge by her reaction which method is best. With all three methods, you basically place your left hand on her pubic area, apply a slight bit of pressure, and sort of "pull" her skin towards her belly button, which gives you a slightly better angle to her clit.
The first one I use I like to call "Big tongue". You basically stick your tongue out and use the widest part of it (near the back) to lick her clit. You move your head up and down. I kind of feel like a dog licking a face when I use this method.
The second method is circles with the tongue. I use this one seldomly, but I still use it. You basically make circles around her clit, then give it little flicks with the tip of your tongue when you happen to get under the hood of skin covering it.
The third technique is probably my favorite. I move the hood of skin covering her clit with my teeth. (IMPORTANT: Be careful with your teeth. You're not biting her, your just moving the skin with your teeth.) When the clit is exposed, suck on her clit very LIGHTLY and pull it between your front teeth. Rapidly move your tongue from side to side between over her clit. This will ALWAYS get a good reaction from her.
Once you have her getting wetter, you want to change from the slow steady "walking" of your fingers on her g-spot to more of an in-and-out motion with your fingers, while maintaining pressure on her g-spot. This is when I also stop licking her clit and kind of take a short break. I push down on her public area with my left palm, stroke her clit with the fingers of my left hand (side to side strokes work best) and use the in-and-out motion with my two fingers on my right hand. I try to use pressure to sort of "feel" my left palm through her pussy with my right hand's fingers. This pressure usually gets a sharp inhale from her and some intense nodding "YESSS!!!!". This is when I move my fingers a little faster.
Now you can either keep this up until she cums, or hop right on top of her and fuck her good. She WILL be super wet at this point. You can either make her cum with your hands or your dick.
SEX I'm not going to delve into this one too deeply because I would never finish typing, but I've showed you guys enough so far that I'm sure any idiot could tag in at this point and finish the job.
I'll just cover missionary, it always gets the job done. Basically you want to use your dick the same way you used your fingers earlier. You want to try to apply pressure on her g-spot, so you have to use angles here. I usually put a pillow under her butt, folded in half for extra height. You can also put both of her legs over your shoulders, but after about 5-10 minutes her legs will fall asleep so you have to work quickly.
You want to "listen" to her body cues to determine how far you're going to go in. She will kind of pull you in with her legs when she wants you to go in deep, or she may also grab you with her hands and pull you in. When it's time to not be so deep she will kind of pull away from you with her hips. This is when you're trying to hit her g-spot with your dick. Listen to these cues.
Also, another few things to remember. Grab both of her hands and put them above her head. Hold her down and fuck her. YOU are in control here and she needs to know it. It will drive her WILD. I also like to use my elbows and place them on her shoulders to sort of pull her into me as I push my dick inside of her. It allows me to both fuck her faster and harder. Some girls like a little choking too, but it's always a weird move to use if it's your first time with this girl. I usually wait until the girl has been with me a couple times before I pull out the choke, unless she asks for it.
So there, I think I've written enough for now on the subject. Feel free to PM me for help with other positions or if you need anything clarified! Happy slaying!
[–]ambx547 points8 points9 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"erase my dick with her vagina" - so basically, pencil dick?
[–]Endorsed Contributorex_addict_bro5 points6 points7 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
HOW DO YOU MAKE HER CUM?
By living in one's own, masculine frame. Something you will probably never experience, basing on this post solely.
[–]HookersAndBlow4ME 5 points6 points7 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Cringe. Glad you got laid bro but girl on top is the last position to make her cum, gotta pound that shit from behind and choke her/pull hair.
[–]mattizie2 points3 points4 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Sex god method.
Kegels, reverse kegels.
A lady came into the store one day, asking for an orgasm
An orgasm she wanted
Who gives a fuck what she got.
[–]AskYouEverything7 points8 points9 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Nah I just care about myself. If I show enough value she'll come back just so I can get my nut
[–]Syll0gism 1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Probably downvoted because most of trp is virgins but this is important discussion.
[–]AB_R0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
If you no-goods come here to troll about OP's writing style, don't write anything at all and spare other users the time to skim through your useless post.
As for me, the message here is important. I never thought about "erasing my dick with her vagina", but that's some good advice.
I read that some of the top-rated positions for females in regards of cumming are riding you, while either facing you or facing away. Another one is where she lies on her side and you pull one leg up and just ram here, because apparently the dick goes in quite deep here, too (same with riding).
[–]Plan_of_Action -1 points0 points1 point 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yes... Great advice... Too great in fact. Unfortunately he stole this advice. It was originally Socrates.
[–]Mckallidon0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
W T F did I just read? Do Not Read past the headline, which is gold in itself
[–]topstrok20141 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
I believe in the converse. Whether or not the woman enjoys the sex is irrelevant! If she should be giving off any signs of not enjoying the sex, she should be dumped immediately! No conversations, no explanation. Any other reaction should be viewed as gross disrespect for the man -- dump her!
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