Your dad is in the middle of his campaign to usurp the evil white nationalist Trump from presidency and usher in the sweet sensible dark ages of the future mega metropolis and you? You're just hitting the highway, crack pipe in hand, not a care in the world and a phonebook full of sluts ready to take your dick.

Enjoy the decline amirite? We gotta put one up for good old Hunty B. Hunty B just being Hunty B. Hunting them bitches. Pandemic goin nuts? World gone to shit? Hunty B doesnt care. Hunty B has so many bitches hes gotta film himself fucking them just so he can remember which one is which.

Elon musks neural link hasnt come to let us all download the mystery method, 48 laws and the rational male which would make us all default alpha poon slayers. so for now we just gotta follow Hunty B, and crack ourselves out to the point where we become a mindless sex zombie. Its the logical conclusion of the boomhauer scattershot method. You play the odds, game every single girl regardless of your predilections. Crack doesnt care about your predilections. Thank god for Hunty B.