Uncle Vasya’s Guide On Dating Models, Part II

Uncle Vasya’s Guide On Dating Models, Part II

So here are some more Notes from the Matrix about model girls, which includes everyone from actual models to local TV personalities and/or "Miss Corn Blossom" at the county fair, etc. This piece is not a full blown sequel so much as it is a few practice tips based on my experiences of late, as well as a refresher.

"But Uncle Vasya," you say, "Aren't you like a super old guy? How can you consistently nail young tail, let alone models?"

Me: "THAT....is why you FAIL."

So how do I do that voodoo that I do so well?

Be Her Best Option.

You need to have something or a couple of somethings going on in your life that (a) benefit or interest you and which (b) as a side-effect are attractive to women. In my case, I have a bourbon-smooth baritone singing voice that makes young ladies feel all melty inside. I also write, record and perform original music. No, I'm not famous, but I don't have to be. And when I am sitting across from a girl and I tell her that, and she asks if I have smth on my phone, wouldn't you know it, I DO! I actually had a bangin' 22 year old listen to it on a first date and then say, point blank, "I am going to have to reevaluate how cool I think you are."

Now, before you say, "But Uncle Vaz, I can't sing!", first off you are probably wrong - if you can stay on beat and on key, you can sing. You won't be Axl Rose, but neither am I...and, well, neither is Axl Rose, any more.

But you can be a "situational alpha." I am also an amateur photographer, and I have shot boudoir photographs and done OF photoshoots for girls. The girls bring bring lingerie and such with them, and one was into BDSM and brought some gear. I had some also that I showed her and she said, "Oh, cool! You understand this!" About 15 minutes after that, I had her naked, blindfolded, tied up and helpless....and she was 100% cool with it. Now I was being a pro about things, checking periodically to see that she was comfortable (which always got an enthusiastic "YES") and if I needed to pose her with her hands on her naughty bits I would manipulate her hands into position, etc. Everything was fine.

So later that week I saw her out and she waved me over and introduced me to her friends - "This is Vaz! I got naked for him earlier this week! He's super cool!" (quote approximate), which was a nice in with her girlfriends.

Now, you may not be a singer, you may not be a photographer (although certainly you could be) but you can do something. Maybe you can be an actor, and for a couple hours during the show (or rehearsals if you are into theater chicks) you will be a situational alpha.

Or maybe you can work as a bartender. Same deal. During your shift you are going to be The Man. Or if you are into outdoorsy shit, then join an outing club.

Ofc if your hobby is silk flower arranging or small engine repair or Olympic relay nose-picking, you're going to be out of luck.

Be Her Dirty Disneyland

One girl literally has my number saved in her phone as "Dirty Disneyland." Why? I gave her her first G-spot orgasms. For them, it's like you invented a new color. The best part is, I can reach it, and the girls can't. When they say so, I say "I guess that makes me your dealer."

Go read Sex God Method or whatever you need to do. Keep them blissed out and they will keep coming back. Girls do not like to leave good dick.

Shaming

If you are an older guy with a younger woman, it comes with the territory. If she's HOT, it is 100x worse. Just ask 8x Super Bowl winner Bill Belichick, age 72, who is tapping an ex-cheerleader, philosophy major, pageant runner up and beauty school graduate some 48 years his junior.

This girl doesn't have Daddy Issues, she has Grand Daddy issues. /heh. Her prior bf was only 64, so I guess he was too young for her. Anyway, BB is getting dragged on sports media for it, but he looks like he's living his best life.

Here's a sampler of digs and responses:

"YOU'RE OLD ENOUGH TO BE HER FATHER!!!" - "But young enough to be her 'Daddy'."

"SHE ONLY LIKES YOU FOR YOUR MONEY!" - "No woman I have dated of any age has ever been disappointed that I'm a good earner."

"WHAT DO YOU HAVE IN COMMON?!" - "Well, we both like fucking."

"AUUGH!! IT'S DAYLIGHT! WHERE'S MY COFFIN?!"

Protecting the Franchise - Her

First, as we learned from Dataclysm, we ALL want women aged 20 to 24. The hotter she she is, the more in demand she is, so the sharks will be circling at all times.

I select my girls for introversion, so when I have them, I think "Great, another hot babe" and they think, "YAY! No I don't have to go meet other people!"

How you handle things depends a lot on what type of girl you are dating. Introverts are easier. They want other dudes to leave them alone, and they want you to handle that for them. So with my introvert girls, I am the lion who scares the jackals away.

Oh, and before anyone goes on about "but muh MATE GUARDING!" because people like to say shit, but let's get off the spectrum and back into her panties.

My main girl - who we will call "Blondie" - is PAINFULLY introverted. She doesn't want to be bothered, and especially not touched, by anyone who isn't me. So last time we were out for karaoke, there was some decent-looking mini-Romeo who was trying (and failing) to get her attention - the setup was 2 fixed microphones on a small, hexagonal stage, so during one of her songs he decide to jump in on the second mic, turning to stare at her while she was singing. To me, it was amusing, but he kept his hands to himself, and she ignored him, like I knew she would.

She and I did a duet later, and the dude decided to try to try and rub up against her, and that is when I dropped the portcullis - my forearm - between her ass and his advance. He babbled, well, a number of things. An apology, that, he didn't realize we were together (doubtful), then his country of origin, then that he was married.

Me: "Look, if I got mad every time a guy looked at her, I'd be mad all the time. But I can't have guys trying to feel her up. She doesn't like it, she gets upset, and then that creates shit for me." At any rate, he was well-behaved for the rest of the time we were there.

For extroverts, I use my own extroversion. My girl wants attention from other dudes? Fine. I am going to go find the hottest girl at the party that isn't her and chat that girl up. Invariably, around the time the girl I am chatting up lights up, my girl will appear to defend the franchise (me) - see below.

Protecting the Franchise - You

Introvert girls and European girls understand smth: You can get other hot girls. How so? Because you got her. Extrovert girls and for whatever reason American girls need it explained to them: If you put together the skill set to take down a 10, you can take down other 10s. Or as I put it, "Did Superman fly just once? Did Batman take out the Batmobile just once?" That keeps them on their toes.

Blondie is right on the line between jealous and "crazy" jealous. She once accused me of flirting with a waitress in front of her. The waitress was a dumpy 5. NFW was I flirting with her. But hey, if she wants to worry about my social skills and the ease with which I can chat up other girls, fine.

Pro Tip 1: Blondie is a good girl, so I did give her some comfort in that I did not tell her I would never cheat (which she would not believe), but I did tell her that I wouldn't cheat on her with a girl who was not also has hot as she was. That is both more believable and closer to the truth.

So during the evening at karaoke, I was belting out a song that was perfectly in my range. I usually do songs I have covered in my band or that I listened to growing up - my parents would be about 100 if they were still alive so Frank Sinatra and Bing Crosby were my first vocal instructors.

On this particular night there were a lot of drunk people who didn't want to leave the stage and at one point while I was singing there was an attractive girl staring up at me adoringly, and complimenting my voice. I know exactly what she looked like because Blondie FUCKING TOOK VIDEO which was later introduced at my trial. Egad.

While I do not generally believe in explaining shit, I did point out that I didn't touch her, kiss her and...most importantly...

Pro Tip 2 I did not encourage her in any way.

This resonates with girls because they are sometimes trapped in situations where their only move is to stonewall the guy. Ex. A few years ago I was in Philly with my then girlfriend (another severe introvert). She is (or was) pretty naive and she had a work conference in Center City, and I wasn't going to let her wander around Center City unescorted. So that week I worked remotely and walked her to school and back each day.

We were sitting at a Starbucks and when I got up to get our drinks a Random Black Guy appeared and ran Random Black Guy Game on her. What's that? Well she stonewalled him and, in order to get her to talk to him, he asked if she was racist. /whatevs I arrived back at this moment and answered for her that "She's not responding to you because she doesn't want to do anything that would make me think she had encouraged you in any way."

And so it goes.

Back on Karaoke girl, I was acquitted, but I am still under suspicion. I may have wanted to fuck her or smth. Blondie, once she vented her emotions, pronounced me the best man ever and that she wished she had a father like me (her dad died when her mom was pregnant with her), a brother like me, a husband like me, and a son like me. Me: "I can't be your father, but I can be your Daddy." She giggled and order was restored. Later she said that she liked that I never lose my sense of humor.

Takeaways

-Be her best option.

-Make sure you are hitting her right.

-Base your reactions to too much attention or attention-seeking appropriately.

-Set expectations appropriately.

-Speak to her in a language she understands

Further Reading

Uncle Vasya’s Guide On Dating Models

-You Landed a 10. How to keep her in line.

Be Her Darkest Sexual Chapter

-How Alpha Widows Are Born

Are You Getting The Best of Her?

-Someone is, and better if that someone is YOU.