http://www.reddit.com/r/TheRedPill/comments/1gaa18/last_night/
Well gentlemen I went and poked the crazy girl with a stick tonight. Disclaimer the stick is not my penis.
So I went and fucked with the crazy girl because I had nothing else to do on a Saturday night and goddammit a really good psycho is hard to find these days.
I end up at her apartment. I'm playing a very dangerous game I know. Because see I think something funky is up with this broad, and I think she wants even for me fucking up her little game. I'm super curious about what exactly is about to go down.
So I end up at her apartment, eating pizza and smoking ganja. Skip the small talk and the making out starts. Fine, I get her on the floor and she ups the stakes. Very loudly shouts, "I don't want to have sex!"
Now having scouted out this girls facebook page and seeing feministy things. On top of that telling me how I don't like having women be in charge of things. Or making a point as to how women can be rational. I'm on edge. My though? Tape recorder, or other recording device of some kind. Fine, not gonna try that move the dick close and slip it in thing.
Which tells me immediately that she's going to go for a repeat of the first night. So she's grinding me with clothes on and trying to get me to cum. It's not working, she's jerking me off it's not working whatever. Not going to cum, I'm cool with it I usually can't cum when I'm super baked. But she's moving her body like someone who's sucked a thousand dicks knows how to do. With all the dirty talk and what not that goes with fucking a slut, but no fucking. This seems highly suspicious to me, especially because she keeps telling me how much she wants me. But she's resisting me. Like I'm fucking stupid enough to believe that. Please, if a chick is telling me she wants me and it's real she's pulling my dick in her. Not telling me how much she's resisting my irresistable cock.
So I finger her, and I bring right to the edge of orgasm a few times to revenge her for teasing me. At which point she tells me "You're playing a dirty game. You're not going to let me orgasm so I'll have sex with you." Now I'd love to hear what you guys make of this. Because to me it tells me that this chick is looking for people to be manipulating her. It's been my experience the people who are paranoid of being manipulated are in fact, manipulative themselves.
I tell her I wanted revenge for the other night. I already knew there was going to be no sex. (after the whole yelling bit earlier I decided I wouldn't have sex with this chick if the put the condom on and stuffed me in.) She blew me for like thirty seconds this time.
At this point I tell her, that she's the one denying herself something that she wants. She tells me that she is thinking about not doing it, but I seem too innocent. Which I fucking laughed at. Because I've seen gangbangs, banged two different chicks on the same day, and done some fucked shit. I might not be a career criminal but I'm hardly innocent.
So I decide to bite her up and down and she's trying to get me to eat her out. Which I already decided I'm not going to do unless I get a fucking proper blowjob this time around. It dawns on me about halfway down to her left nipple that she just fucking stroked my ego like a boss.
At which point I told her, "God damn, you're good at manipulating men's egos." This was the first shot fired in the shock and awe campaign that was to come.
I almost almost almost ate her pussy, and then came back up to face level and told her that I wasn't going to do it unless I got a proper blowjob, until I came this time. At which point she told me, guess what?
"Oh I didn't come, I would if I came but I didn't come." At which point I got up, get that very uncomfortable feeling I had the night before. Only this time I put words to it. I told her "I don't feel comfortable with you. I want to stop." She says "Because I'm crazy." To which I reply "I want to stop because I feel that you are very concerned about your pleasure and not at all concerned about mine."
She admitted it.
She told me "yeah I'm crazy. I don't even know I'm doing it." To which I replied, "Yeah, they never do, but you're good. Shit you're really good. This manipulation? I'm genuinely impressed." She told me I was mental but I think she only half believed it, girl couldn't tell a convincing lie.
As I was finishing getting my things she was asking what she could do to make it up to me. I told her "Look, I gotta go with my gut feeling on this one and I'm not gonna give this a third time around. Your selfish and not concerned with me at all, and I don't want a relationship with that kind of woman."
Then she told me "Yeah but I didn't even come how can you say that?"
I looked her dead in the face and I said "Crazybitch, I don't want to sound cocky. But I've given a number of women a number of orgasms in my lifetime. You can tell, when a woman has an orgasm. Her vagina spasms and gets tighter. Also, if you look at her stomach it starts twitching (and I made a hand gesture to show what I meant). I know you had an orgasm."
She looked like I had just hit her with the manhammer of justice. "You can tell when a woman has an orgasm!?" I continued to stare her down. "You can tell when a woman has an orgasm." The second time around it was with resignation in her voice. Defeat was in her eyes. I held my frame and she knew I had figured out her game and wasn't going to listen to anything she says.
I grabbed the rest of my shit and peaced out.
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