Here's an interesting one.

I was at a bar yesterday, and this woman was trying to get served. She walked next to me where my buddy was, and moved his phone (which was on the bar).

Me: "Someone is sitting there" placing the phone back

She proceeds to move it.

Here we go I think.

I look her sternly in the eye and say "I really wouldn't do that" and put it back. She does it again.

I try and A&A: "Can you do it another 7 times please? Perhaps rotate it slightly as I have extreme OCD at the positioning of objects"

But this woman (average looking) is too drunk/retarded to get this is a joke, so she actually starts spinning the phone around. Now I'm starting to get pissed off as she is touching stuff not hers.

As she gets her purse out, I move it. She gets pissed off and turns to face me. Gave her a smirk (amused mastery), put my finger to her lip and just said 'shh' while making constant eye contact. She walked away. About 2 hours later, she comes up and apologies and offers me a drink..

This is a bar I am regularly present in, so I know (and I think she does) that she can't get any white-knight feeeeemale help. Some guy tries it though saying

'are you giving my sister trouble'?

I asked him what his sister's name was and he just walked away.. Just a bluepill guy trying to 'rescue' her.