Very accurate comedy

Patriarchal_Bondage · 2014-05-20T09:17:18+00:00

The black guy lol.

Espada18 · 2014-05-20T10:39:46+00:00

I had a fat bitch pull off the "Call me when you're ready for a real woman" line yesterday, are they that delusional?

mast0rz · 2014-05-20T08:22:50+00:00

It really has to be the worst feeling in the world having to work in a lingerie store and explain to hamplanets that you don't carry their size, knowing the impending entitled "I'M A REAL WOMAN" doom screams that are going to commence.

Gstreetshit · 2014-05-20T13:45:58+00:00

I like the guy shooting himself in the dick.

beltwaytr · 2014-05-20T19:04:43+00:00

I'd like to say that this is more common place than most of you think.

At my old retail job I had a very large coworker try to get in my pants for months on end. For some unknown reason she felt that it would be an easy task to snag a relationship with me. She tried just about everything to land a date with me to no avail. Until one day she got frustrated and decided to be blunt. I'll never forget her words:

"You know I've been chasing you for months now. Why won't you go out with me?"

Now back then I was a pretty polite individual and of course I didn't want to hurt her feelings. I simply said:

"Because I'm not attracted to you."

You'd think that would be the end of it but nope! She started insisting that I give her a chance because "I might like it". Let me tell you guys something now. This chick was 23yrs old, roughly 5,2 or 5,3 and weighed no less than 250, had an odor about her and to top it all off she had a 5yr old kid.

It's literally like taking everything that turns me off and rolling it into one large creature. I couldn't understand for the life of me what would make her think I'd somehow change my mind, but after reading TRP the answer is clear.

Women can get laid anytime they want. Even this Wildebeest was able to get some action. The guys that nailed her told her she was fine the way she was and that gave her the confidence to approach me. Let me tell you all the confidence in the world won't make me see large women as sexy.

spicy_fries · 2014-05-20T14:24:08+00:00

omg this is fucking great! Is this on the air or only a web series?

BrPinz · 2014-05-20T15:07:04+00:00

I could not stop fuckin' laughing for a solid 5 minutes.

NikolaTeslaMGTOW · 2014-05-20T10:36:01+00:00

AHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHHA

oh man that was great........

[deleted] · 2014-05-20T07:55:19+00:00

I think she wants to eat him at the end.

jethreezy · 2014-05-20T07:34:45+00:00

FUBAR

femmefatale1 · 2014-05-20T16:54:22+00:00

Link isn't working.

RickAstleyPrevails · 2014-05-20T21:41:40+00:00

This is probably best suited for /r/redpillmedia

Mr-charming · 2014-05-20T17:33:04+00:00

This doesn't belong on TRP, WTF?

Title	Very accurate comedy
Author	gopooner
Upvotes	63
Comments	20
Date	May 20, 2014 4:58 AM UTC (12 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/TheRedPill
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/TheRedPill/comments/2608lk/very_accurate_comedy/
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