Why do Women Shit-Test?

marty2k · 2015-02-23T08:08:34+00:00

Imagine if every guy on the street came up to you and said "My friend, buy this new shiny laptop. Has a great processor, beautiful graphics, and a 20 hour battery life, and it's yours for only $50" and you were just like "Well that sounds good, guess I'll buy it!" without asking questions, testing it, or even turning it on. Then you go home and it won't turn on, you open it up and it's literally just a pretty casing with no parts inside. Next time you got the same offer, you'd either immediately turn it down or at least try to turn it on and see if it works before buying. If you didn't, you'd be constantly taken advantage of buy scumbag sellers.

That's what women deal with. They get shit guys coming up to them and pretending to be hot shit. Most fall for it a few times, so they build up a natural resistance by testing men. This is why super hot women are the most icy, they are approached by so many guys pretending to be alpha that they need to put up really tough barriers to make sure the guy is legit.

seattleron · 2015-02-23T04:22:41+00:00

Good analogy.

I wish shit tests had a different name. If they had been called masculinity tests they would have made a lot more sense to beginners. She's testing your masculinity by throwing bullshit at you to see how you respond. It's that simple, but because it has a name based on what is used to test you, rather than what you're being tested about, it becomes much more confusing than it needs to be.

It would be like calling an Algebra exam a "numbers" exam. Well yeah, numbers are used, but you're beng testing on the subject of algebra, numbers are just a tool to see what kind of knowledge in said subject you have.

SoldierGenerale · 2015-02-23T05:46:42+00:00

Women shit-test to see your strenght as a man and to find out if your legit. I also find they do this alot more when your game isn't that good or on-point. On nights that I'm killing it even the hottest girls don't shit-test me at all. On nights that I'm not on I'll have the mediocre girls throw crazy tests my way.

The best way to avoid shit-tests is solid as fuck eye-contact. Look the bitch in the eye like your a lion about to tear through a gazelle and she won't dare to 'test' you.

Things like incongruency are major factors in provoking shit-tests. If you feel depressed or sad just walk up and tell the girl you feel sad and depressed and believe me there's noway she'll shit-test you. If you feel a bit down and walk up like your alfa-fucks allmighty you'll have TONS of shit being thrown your way.

apackofwankers · 2015-02-23T11:58:31+00:00

Everything women say and do is a shit-test : they are continuously testing your strength - they need to know you are strong enough to protect and provide for them. They need to know they can rely on you. This testing is born out of a deep and abiding form of insecurity: 1000s of generations of living in a world in which the strength of their man was the only thing that standing between life and death.

In an industrial society, these low level instincts do not serve women well, but they remain - culturally or genetically, depending on your choice of poison. Only the most self-aware women are able to circumvent these instincts. Meditate on the phenomenon of the attraction to bad boys - women know this is not good for them, and yet they keep diving in - some deep instinct draws them to bad boys like moths to a flame. What could that instinct possibly be?

I think you will agree that women operate on feelings a lot more than men; this is common knowledge. Where do these feelings come from? I say that quite often, it is low level, hardwired instincts.

Here is a little experiment for you. Go to a bar and order 5 shots of tequila. Drink each shot, and after each shot, let out a blood curdling roar, like a lion or an ape. I guarantee there won't be a dry seat in the house. You will be flooded with women introducing themselves or making eyes at you across the bar. What just happened? You were the loudest monkey in the room, and many or most of the girl monkeys were attracted to that. You can do this with a megaphone or a trumpet as well - anything that makes you loud without getting you thrown out.

There most certainly exist women who have transcended their monkey natures and become human beings. Most of the women I have been in relationships with have been human beings. That said, it can also be very satisfying to be with a monkey woman, revelling in our raw and primal natures.

In my opinion, the goal of TRP is to understand these low level instincts and to use them to create and control relationships with women. Why Control? Because many of the men in TRP have been repeatedly hurt by women, and they are understandably defensive - they want to be masters of their own destinies. These are men who forgot their animal natures and those of their women.

Men also have these low level instincts, but that is a separate area of study.

doublereignbeau · 2015-02-23T01:58:30+00:00

You are projecting logical long term thinking onto females. That does not hold.

I've found that a small amount of shit testing occurs simply because a woman doesn't have much substance. She may expect YOU to go out and cure cancer, but she'd rather talk on the phone about bullshit. Rather than admit that she lacks everything interesting as a person and her entire value depends on organs that she was born with, she'll shit test you to distract you.

Like seriously, if she WERE interested in building a good house, she wouldn't be using HERSELF as half of the foundation.

Red_August · 2015-02-23T12:00:50+00:00

This is an excellent analogy. Let's not forget that yielding the shit-test hammer establishes the quality (solidity) of the frame at the onset of a relationship but it is also yielded throughout the relationship to build the cumulative micro-stress fractures that will eventually lead to the dissolution of said relationship. It is part of the female biological imperative for serial monogamy. An instinctual mechanism which is part of the checks, and balances that ensure this cycle.

Soriq · 2015-02-23T13:07:08+00:00

"They give you shit to see if you are the shit"

Dev_on · 2015-02-23T14:26:40+00:00

it's not a conciouos decision, most of the time. it's the same as when you get cranky when you haven't eaten in 20 hours.

Sure, some do it to stave off boredom, but those aren't shit tests, those are seeing how much the monkey will dance for quarters.

best thing you can do is stop assuming everyone is a rational actor, out to get you. people just do things, it comes naturally, and it is pretty ambivalent to you

NeoreactionSafe · 2015-02-23T14:32:13+00:00

Shit Tests are done when your Frame is in doubt.

Charm is the Game women use when your status is without question.

Shit Tests are a dangerous place to be in... it means you are just BARELY viewed as above her.

You really can't relax until she is primarily using Charm to get her way. (and then your focus is on detecting her treachery)

No one wants to be so weak that Shit Tests are a regular part of your day.

The Beta males are henpecked all day long and usually fail which only continues to lower their position. This is Divorce Rape territory. Turn it around as soon as possible. If you are a Plate Spinner you might be better off Nexting her rather than endure the Shit Tests.

NEVER ACCEPT SHIT TESTS AS A DAILY OCCURANCE

fastball21 · 2015-02-23T19:44:13+00:00

Women shit test because when they're pregnant or have young children they're vulnerable, and need assistance for themselves and their kids. So they shit test men (consciously or unconsciously) to know whether a man has the sack to be reliable when they're vulnerable. They don't do this with just their mates, they do it with every guy they meet, young and old, to have a benchmark of expectations based upon percentages from those she's surveyed (shit tested). So don't take shit testing personally.

One of the most famous shit test stories is Jack and the Beanstalk. In this case, Jack's mother is a widow who's going to need someone to take care of her when she's elderly. Being a middle aged farming gal in a rural setting (in a story set in an age when any kind of travel was difficult), her prospects for finding another husband were about nil. So she needed to be sure Jack could take care of her in her old age without fucking things up. So as a test she sends Jack to town to sell a cow.... not a healthy milk-producing cow, but a used up old cow that had little value. What does Jack do when he's given this responsibility? He comes home with "magic beans" instead of cash for the cow. He was swindled. The rest of the story about magic beans and a giant living in the sky was just Jack's spin on things because he had to go on a stealing and killing spree to make up for the cash he didn't get for the cow.

Jack was shit tested and failed that time... but heaven knows he wasn't going to fall for the old magic bean story next time. Jack's mom now knew she could send Jack to sell a valuable healthy cow and not worry about him coming home empty handed. She shit tested to make sure he was qualified to be her caretaker when she'd need him to take care of her.

totorox · 2015-02-23T18:13:00+00:00

Yes a shit test is designed to provoke a manly reaction, it is a test of virility. "Are you man enough?" is all it means.

Title	Why do Women Shit-Test?
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Date	February 23, 2015 1:45 AM UTC (11 years ago)
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