You Looked Better on MySpace (Field Report)

BrunoOh · 2016-02-18T17:28:29+00:00

Look for full body shots, if she doesn't have them, she's fat. Women who have goodies will show off those goodies, guaranteed.

The rule of thumb is that if you can't see she's thin, she's fat.

JoeJackJohnson · 2016-02-18T17:54:30+00:00

I find that women are incredibly better at men when it comes to online photos. They take an absurd amount, and almost always find their best angle then throw about 50 different filters on them, while men just kind of use pictures other people take or a bathroom selfie or some similar shit.

After years of online dating I have found a few keys to look for to find out if she is a gravitational anomaly or not.

1: No body shots or anything below the cleavage. (Pretty obvious, fat girls seem to think their giant flabby titties are the result of their genetics, not their poor diet and activity level)

2: You cannot see their clavicle (collar bone). A person of a normal BMI will almost always have a defined (visible) collar bone, as opposed to it being a smooth surface from the base of the cleavage to the top of the shoulder

3: They have fat fingers. The fingers are one of the few dead giveaways of a poor BMI, which is why they ar eone of the most popular Lipo-suction locations. If she looks thin, but has sausage fingers, you better get a bigger boat and man the harpoons.

theultmatecad · 2016-02-19T00:27:14+00:00

Fatsos need a dose of shame and society is pushing their acceptance as the PC monsters now shame the shamers instead.

I mean, the Sports Illustrated beast is a freaking whale, i don't think i could fuck her sober

Title	You Looked Better on MySpace (Field Report)
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Date	February 18, 2016 2:58 PM UTC (10 years ago)
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