10 miles...

NovaKay · 2019-12-28T05:42:13+00:00

200 dudes! Wow, enjoy your herpes

0rbital-nugget · 2019-12-28T05:16:09+00:00

I’ve walked 10 miles before... that’s a lot of dick!

varulven4 · 2019-12-28T07:39:12+00:00

This is funny and all, but how does this fit in this sub? The girl isn't claiming to deserve anything better or anything in particular... I'm confused.

monsterevolved · 2019-12-28T07:16:46+00:00

100 thrusts? Thats 10 x my average haha

Thetrvler · 2019-12-28T08:20:50+00:00

And I guarantee it was really a higher number.

You have to remember, women only remember guys who were of any value and all other men are a forgotten afterthought 2 seconds after they leave. On top of that, she had been getting railed out since she was 12-13 so, yeah, add up all THOSE dicks with the college years.

This thot had enough cock to get her to the moon and he treated her with respect and paid for her shit!

Men don’t want to believe it and get enraged when I begin to open their eyes- women are easily in the triple digits by the time you came along and took her out for a nice, respectful evening. She was more-than-likely getting plowed out by at least 2 other guys during the week you were waiting to go out with her.

I am the guy who is pounding the girl you want to/wait to date. She calls me the night before she goes out with you to long-stroke her while she tells me everything about your conversation. I’ve just seen too much to give a woman the respect of being my “girlfriend”.

Women love when men fight me about this topic because it keeps their game that much tighter in the world. It’s all a complete joke.

Gordon-G · 2019-12-28T07:08:17+00:00

Here is how you tell if she’s been passed around..

http://www.returnofkings.com/149710/30-signs-that-a-woman-has-slept-with-over-100-men

jtorres713 · 2019-12-28T07:04:21+00:00

The numbers Mason!

wx13200 · 2019-12-28T07:15:24+00:00

She would fail the dick stacking test.

2019-12-28T11:01:53+00:00

I'd say most more desirable than average women in the online dating world have fucked more people than the average man. Most won't be specific, but I've chatted or met several through online dating who claim to have had 50+, and I've even met a couple who claimed over one hundred. Of course by the time these sorts give me a shot they're half wrecked on the wall, trying to get off the carousel while they still have some attractiveness left.

EffectivePineapple2 · 2019-12-28T07:18:35+00:00

This is hilarious

leering855 · 2019-12-28T13:36:42+00:00

Don't worry, because "you're special" she says. HAHAHAHAHA. Think about all that dna she has embedded in her vagina from all that semen. Seriously, you should just marry her, have a couple kids and fuhget about it..... it's only 10 miles

Dopebear · 2019-12-28T11:39:32+00:00

Taken from an old 4chan cap

DeeplyDisturbed1 · 2019-12-28T11:48:22+00:00

Terrence Popp did a video this.

2019-12-28T14:09:23+00:00

That's not far off a half marathon of dick. If she stacked all the dicks and leapt off the top the impact when she hit the ground would kill her.

rvail136 · 2019-12-28T08:47:39+00:00

Dayum, I was told there'd be NO MATH!!!!

chewis · 2019-12-28T18:20:27+00:00

Um well sweaty you're just a misogynist! How dare you come down on her liberation! She needs someone to pay for her liberal arts degree

Unusual_Chair · 2019-12-28T15:21:58+00:00

Now we know how to calculate a woman's mileage.

TehAgent · 2019-12-28T16:08:52+00:00

LMFAO

Sgt_Thundercok · 2019-12-28T16:24:11+00:00

Eh, I can’t get into shit that is bullshit from the start.

brytlites · 2019-12-28T16:57:19+00:00

Way to test if 200 is too many. Lay 200 dicks end to end. 200x5.5 inches=1100 inches/12=91 feet, or about 9 stories. Could she survive a fall from that height? And there you have your answer.

alecbenzer · 2019-12-28T17:08:50+00:00

Why is the math overly complicated? It's just 200 guys * 3 bangs/guy * 100 stokes/bang * 11 inches/stroke. There's no need to involve any of the time stuff.

oh_no_aliens · 2019-12-28T19:10:52+00:00

Oldie but golddie, literally stole it from 4chan but great read regardless.

SuperGoxxer · 2019-12-28T22:01:05+00:00

Thats a lotta dick-inches.

Maybe women should have a number on their sleeves that denotes her dickweek and dickmonthly totals. You know, like shopping for cars and looking at Miles Per Gallon numbers.

Sumfuc · 2019-12-28T22:14:20+00:00

Never, ever forget that the prettier the woman, the higher the body count. An 7 or an 8 is in the triple digits easily by 22.

Their love of huge donkey dicks is because it’s like throwing a hot dog down a hallway once they hit their mid-20’s.

AndyDevy · 2019-12-28T22:56:22+00:00

Mathematics, son!

mblazin1532 · 2019-12-29T04:53:00+00:00

All I picture is Dante Hicks from the movie clerks saying "You sucked 37 dicks!" Anyways on a serious note if the dude's still with her then he needs to ghost her ass ASAP while he still has a chance.

TheItalianMine · 2019-12-28T14:41:31+00:00

...and 500 more...

ransay3277 · 2019-12-28T14:53:58+00:00

This girl just doesn't add up.

Zulucobra33 · 2019-12-28T16:29:24+00:00

Wonder how many miles of dick Wilt Chamberlain has laid.

scarletts_skin · 2019-12-28T17:25:15+00:00

Lmaoooooo I don’t even know where to start with this one

SlickAwesome · 2020-01-01T05:58:46+00:00

How come she had sex with 200 guys and probably didn't end up pregnant?

grundysolomon · 2020-01-01T10:48:21+00:00

Probably...that’s the key word. She might have, then had abortion/s. Birth control, the morning after pill, etc, are other options/reasons why she might not have gotten pregnant.

grundysolomon · 2019-12-28T05:24:25+00:00

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Title	10 miles...
Author	grundysolomon
Upvotes	968
Comments	90
Date	December 28, 2019 4:47 AM UTC (6 years ago)
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