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[–]badaboomxx31 points32 points33 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"Who wants to support a kid that is not his own in 8 months?"
[–]DevilsgunSir Chadly Thunderdong25 points26 points27 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Oh come on now boys, one of you fine fellows needs to Step Up To The Plate tm and ManUp tm in order to save the womyn and bebbie like a gentle MAN (only teh gentle MAN is a REAL MAN btw, so shame on you if you're still a bastard bachelor after age 18, it's so doubleplusnonfempowering of you. Also PATRIARCHY.)
[–]sat_ta 1 points 8 years ago [recovered] (6 children) | Copy Link
The correct answer is: the biological father, so that you can raise your kid together.
[–]Monksbane10226 points27 points28 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
You say that like she knows who the father is.
[–]Muh-So-Gin-Knee5 points6 points7 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Rekt!
[–]drewbotski0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'm sure Maury Povich could help her figure that out within 20 episodes or so.
[–]moon_no_rise7 points8 points9 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I think the difference here is between “wants” and “is going to be”
[–]WesternhagenDiamondback AMOG8 points9 points10 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Nah, he sure doesn't want to be a daddy, or he'd still be around.
[–]deadBeefCafe201414 points15 points16 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I had a different translation: “I can’t get any more pregnant, and I need a name to put on the birth certificate. Who is down?”
[–]Extra_NapkinsJr. Hamster Analyst11 points12 points13 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Translation “I took a hot load of jizz from a fucking deadbeat loser. Any nice guy want to raise his bastard and foot the bill and throw away his freedom and resources?”
[–]TouchedOnlyByMom3 points4 points5 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Dont fret guys, a real man will step up.
[–]RedditRouge003 points4 points5 points 8 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
"Will the REAL Cucks please stand up?"
[–]polakfuryInvested heavily in Questions pre-20083 points4 points5 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Shes is a walking Detroit
[–]HDL_MGTOW 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Nobody
[–]enjoy_life880 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I bet some Betas have reached a desperation level high enough to be down with this shit.
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[–]badaboomxx31 points32 points33 points (0 children) | Copy Link
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[–]sat_ta 1 points [recovered] (6 children) | Copy Link
[–]Monksbane10226 points27 points28 points (2 children) | Copy Link
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[–]WesternhagenDiamondback AMOG8 points9 points10 points (0 children) | Copy Link
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