Another local gem

animalmother2017 · 2019-05-15T01:52:58+00:00

As if the nose rings and stuck out tongue aren’t bad enough, she states, “ I don’t do hook ups” while holding evidence to the contrary.

Redhood616 · 2019-05-15T03:18:33+00:00

“Don’t do hookups”

Yet your an unmarried, 19y/o with a kid who was almost certainly conceived because of a hookup. I think you’re a little too late to be sexually cautious now hoe.

thesexiestoffender · 2019-05-15T02:26:33+00:00

Oh how wonderful! Yet another mouth for my tax dollars to feed.

The collapse can't possibly come fast enough.

moroots · 2019-05-15T02:57:23+00:00

"message me first or we prolly wont talk"

promise??

StrongAffordance · 2019-05-15T02:18:13+00:00

Is... is that a doll from Target’s toy section?

moorekom · 2019-05-15T03:00:23+00:00

Message me first or we prolly won't talk.

I'm sure the loss is all mine.

Lis456 · 2019-05-15T05:07:08+00:00

Trying to attract the pedos I see... poor kid, at risk of getting molested cause your mom’s a hoe.

JavascriptIsTerrible · 2019-05-15T03:00:16+00:00

It makes it infinitely worse if this wasn't a hookup, and becoming a single mom at age 19 was actually something you planned.

cycloneous · 2019-05-15T12:55:43+00:00

Analysis

I don't do hook ups

Sure you don't! I'm just curious how Chad's result of an orgasm and your fertilized egg was born!

Mother of a beautiful little girl

I'm the glad father of nice PlayStation 2/3/4, X-Box 360/One, and they are my world just like your little demon spawn, right?

Verdict

Avoid at all costs, at 19 this local gem is looking for General Save-a-Hoe, she is a financial disaster waiting to devour your wallet, bank accounts and retirement savings! Don't be "that guy!"

Detallado · 2019-05-15T04:30:57+00:00

That baby looks so fake, it looks like a doll, don't get me wrong, it's a beautiful baby but it looks like it's made of plastic

Overkillengine · 2019-05-15T12:52:31+00:00

On Tinder; regardless of the stated reason = Thot
"Quirky/silly" facial expression = Thot
Filtered photo = Thot
Face piercings = Thot
Baby in picture = Thot
"I don't do hookups" = Thot
Single mom = Thot
Snapchat account = Thot

Verdict: Level 8 Thot by the ripe age of 19. Full protective gear recommended at all times while within minimum isolation distance. Commit only what resources and manpower you are prepared to lose.

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FarBeyondTheDonut · 2019-05-15T06:04:36+00:00

I don't like the government, but that's what CPS are for.

[deleted] · 2019-05-15T16:53:23+00:00

That baby is the product of one of her many hookups

giant_white_dong · 2019-05-16T00:44:10+00:00

I don't do hook ups ((:

Translation:

I will only do hook ups if you're hotter than I would otherwise get.

devok1 · 2019-05-16T03:38:54+00:00

God I hate nose percing , I just want to pull them out.

Title	Another local gem
Author	Subtlevibes
Upvotes	136
Comments	30
Date	May 15, 2019 1:37 AM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/comments/borlmw/another_local_gem/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/another-local-gem.345727 https://theredarchive.com/post/345727

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