Coolest mom ever!

goodmansaysfuckyou · 2020-07-25T12:53:25+00:00

A couple of things to note in this post since it is hard to see on mobile:

She has a nose ring
She has gold or jeweled embelishments on both of her front teeth
She has a dick magnet in her tongue.
She is 34
She has technicolor hair
She spend so much time looking at her bedroom ceiling that she put a pic of her light on IG
She disrespects the American flag by putting it over a flat chest.

The profile reads:

Music is Life I've got tons of kids <heart emoji>
I've got tons of dogs (aka my babies) I've got tons of baggage <whatever emoji>
I'm a loyal, smartass, hard-core American loving, hard working, country, city, bitchy queen. <stupid shit emojis>

My kids always say that "I am the coolest mom, ever!!" BOOYAH <stupid shit emojis>

I fing hate drama. Save it for ur momma!!

"That's what she said" regularly comes out of my mouth & I turn everything people say in 2 a song..mostly in my head..

Something_Chronical · 2020-07-25T13:49:24+00:00

She needs to lay off the meth for a few minutes.

Land_of_the_Losers · 2020-07-25T13:08:40+00:00

"The Harbor Patrol found this corpse bobbing fifty feet offshore, did they? It must've drifted in with the tide. Another Jane Doe and this one's pretty beaten-up. Mangled by who or by what, I dunno. Christ on a cracker. You know Bob, I've been-- can I bum a smoke from ya? Thanks, pal. Anyway Bob-- I've been walking a beat in this godforsaken city for, what, nineteen years now? I've seen some fucked-up shit, but this one? Jeez. This one takes the cake. It's time for me to put-in a request for a cushy desk job until retirement. You know? Paper pushin' somewhere downtown. Take fingerprints, mug shots, something easy. I'll tell ya, man-- I wanted to enforce the law, keep the peace and maybe score a point or two for the good guys. But I didn't count on seeing this kind of shit, you know? I knew there was dirt in the world, but I never knew it'd be this much dirt. The more crazy shit you see... Fuck this town, Bob. Just fuck it."

ChadInKorea · 2020-07-25T15:51:50+00:00

She looks like a junkie desperately needing a fix.

Jake-Orion · 2020-07-25T16:52:50+00:00

Never thought a skinny chick could look worse than many of the land whales that have been posted on here.

napalm209 · 2020-07-25T12:36:42+00:00

Blurry

69problemCel · 2020-07-25T12:59:16+00:00

I can see how much she grown after 14

Chadlet29 · 2020-07-25T15:15:33+00:00

Those eyes (and lips) have seen 1000 cocks

butt_uglee · 2020-07-25T15:21:26+00:00

Holy mother of god... my eyes!! my eyes! It can not be unseen!

SadSaltyCNN · 2020-07-25T18:09:40+00:00

If you look up "meth" in the dictionary, you'll find her pictures.

AngryCockOfJustice · 2020-07-25T13:33:48+00:00

eww...I won't let even a spongebob to fuck her

RahulRoyce09 · 2020-07-25T16:08:42+00:00

Ewwwww

Adam95x · 2020-07-25T20:26:54+00:00

Surely these girlss must have at least one honest friend or family member who tells them that this hair color doesn't look good on them? Or is it empowering to look like that these days.

MGTOW_BEASTMODE · 2020-07-25T16:25:35+00:00

Are those really the best pics of herself she has? She's sneering, frowning, or sticking her tongue out in all of them.

xre-awakenedx · 2020-07-25T18:56:55+00:00

She looks like Davey Havok from AFI.

Overkillengine · 2020-07-25T19:52:20+00:00

Your entire paycheck will go up in smoke or in her veins if you are dumb enough to give her access to it.

megacomicgeek · 2020-07-25T23:13:35+00:00

she's got that former meth addict look.

Mein_Tarnaccount · 2020-07-25T20:53:58+00:00

I would swipe right, but I already have a mom.

attongirdeaux · 2020-07-26T08:05:57+00:00

Meth is a hell of a drug

NickTesla2018 · 2020-07-26T04:04:54+00:00

Heroin... hell of a drug...

Broncoli · 2020-07-27T00:10:19+00:00

You are 34 years old, halfway to retirement age. Put your damn tongue back in your mouth.

cycloneous · 2020-07-27T16:09:57+00:00

What the f--k is that thing in her nose and tongue?! And why is her hair looking like a bad perm gone wrong?!

You can't cure crazy, that's for sure!

PrincessSmiddiana · 2020-08-02T09:39:56+00:00

Meth is a bad drug.

Title	Coolest mom ever!
Author	CDBaller
Upvotes	96
Comments	46
Date	July 25, 2020 12:21 PM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
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