Just wow

ChillinsVillain · 2019-12-27T14:32:19+00:00

Probably a troll or trying hard to appear funny..I do agree with one thing tho. No "friends" of the opposite gender. Almost always one of the 2 wants more than friends. If I had a serious relationship there's no way I'd be ok with her having close male friends..cause I know 99% of the men will fuck an attractive woman in a heartbeat..friends or not.

SirKolbath · 2019-12-27T14:40:33+00:00

This is pretty obviously written to be humorous, and the fact that it fell on its ass is simply because it strikes too close to reality. This is an adequate description of most women-- she's trying to use it to be funny and it is the fact that it is so close to reality and most men have exactly this sort of woman in their dating history makes it anything but funny.

HardEarnedVictory · 2019-12-27T14:41:38+00:00

If she was a virgin, barely twenty, and cranked down the crazy by about three notches from "Psycho jealous - No female friends allowed" to "Mildly wary of your female friends" she'd have a pretty good attitude to being a wife.

Because my eggs aren't getting any younger

But that there are the words of a desperate shrew driven cRaZy from her head-long impact with The Wall.

ChillinsVillain · 2019-12-27T16:29:37+00:00

Isn’t it sad that meeting a girl’s parents on your first date seems insane now?

Men used to have to pick girls up from their parent’s houses before a date and look her father in the eye. Now people are having full blown sex without even knowing each other’s last name.

Falln2pieces · 2019-12-27T16:19:37+00:00

Obviously a joke. Come on.

lorem6300118 · 2019-12-27T19:22:30+00:00

When I was a hopeless failure of a blue pill simp, I paid (multiple times!) for speed dating.

Lest anyone think this profile is not real, at one of the speed dating events I met a woman exactly like this: she would have been pretty-not beautiful- had she smiled a little. Instead, and I can still remember this twenty years later, she had the most grim look of determination on her face. Once past “hello”, she went right into this negative Nancy laundry list of religion and wanting children within a few months.

I do wonder if she got what she wanted. She was about 25 then, and one of the unhappiest people I’ve ever seen.

(Needless to say, she didn’t match me: I guess even angry, demanding desperate women are holding out for Church Chad, rather than an available bottom 80% man sitting two feet away from them.)

Imperator_Red · 2019-12-27T20:13:37+00:00

Pretty sure she’s joking

kfree313 · 2019-12-27T14:43:06+00:00

45 year old banana gobbler . That was easy

originaldutchcow · 2019-12-27T18:35:38+00:00

Missionary is a starfish in disguise ofcourse

rvail136 · 2019-12-27T19:07:57+00:00

First thought is it's a troll.

Second thought, a woman hard against the was who's "biological clock is ticking"

Third, going with my first thought.

Typo-MAGAshiv · 2019-12-27T15:28:34+00:00

Nice title, OP.

4Sammich · 2019-12-27T18:05:14+00:00

Whats a love fern?

Sgt_Thundercok · 2019-12-27T21:37:20+00:00

Likely BS.

meerita · 2019-12-27T21:47:30+00:00

I bet it's sarcasm

HatezWomenzCuzIncelz · 2019-12-27T22:42:44+00:00

Don't waste her time!

ModsHateTruth · 2019-12-27T22:52:20+00:00

Beware SirKolbath! He'll ban you like a petulant 5 year old for proving him wrong with facts he doesn't like!

reclinerspork · 2019-12-28T00:54:55+00:00

This is satire. The love fern gives it away

NotLuceBree · 2019-12-28T01:46:28+00:00

This looks like a joke to me, honestly.

shutuphannuh · 2019-12-28T04:14:37+00:00

She’s obviously tolling...

Title	Just wow
Author	HumanRubiksCube
Upvotes	333
Comments	40
Date	December 27, 2019 2:07 PM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
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