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DeeplyDisturbed1 · 2020-01-16T14:35:04+00:00

YIKES! Who are you trying to be with this costume? Lady HaHa, Freaky Mijaj, or Dr. Frankenfurter?

Let's just call you Guybrow.

So, what is the first thing I should know about you?

I live in "the red"

Well, OK. That's an honest start. Finances are tough these days for former "Carers" and Waitresses.

Tell me a bit about your hobbies. What do you like to do on your very limited free time as a former Waitress?

I love going to the gym

Hey! So do I! But I usually say "exercising" or "Working out". What do you do at the gym?

I love meting new people

Wait. What?!!

Please explain...

Just taken things as it comes really

Oh, you are one of those. Let's move on. What are your other hobbies?

I am a horse lover

Okay. Here's a bit of unsolicited advice Guybrows - never EVER admit this. It is a huge red flag in the dating world. Also, the way you state this is.... a bit disturbing.

Connotations and all.

Anyways, what are you looking for?

Looking for a serious relationship

Well, since you meet all these new people at the gym, what's stopping you from finding one in the wild?

What will you do if you don't find someone?

Live on my own

Well, that's bleak. Besides, I somehow doubt that.

So let's take stock here - your skin is such a horror show that you have to cake on a German Smear to cover it, you have the most atrocious eyebrows since Frieda Kahlo, no career or job, no boyfriend, a horse fetish, and you like meeting new people in the gym. What are you even doing with your life?

Going to soon be a mum

What? Like you won't talk any more?

I am expecting a baby with my ex but me and my ex no longer speak

Oh!** Double entendre!** Nice. I see what you did there.

Dear GuyBrow,

Your soulless eyes, ghastly makeup, horrible life situation, and lack of anything remotely interesting has diminished your Marriage Marketplace value to nearly zero. Your best bet at this point is to either:

A) Get a decent career and hope to meet someone tolerable at work, or

B) Get off the internet and get your act together for the sake of your baby, or

C) Show some skin and go the sexpot route on the Tinders.

The choice is yours, but for now I am going to swipe out and bid you a good day!

And don't forget! ** We here at WAATGM will be waiting when you hit the wall and begin to wonder to yourself Where are all the good men?** Not for support or anything, we will mostly mock you in good fun to serve as a warning to anyone who will listen to NOT follow your path. I hope you will do the right thing and join us!

Bob_Watty · 2020-01-16T14:10:20+00:00

Knocked up by Chad, just another of her poor life choices.

AngryCockOfJustice · 2020-01-16T14:18:10+00:00

man up and get in the line with your wallet and a document about your height

Cream1984 · 2020-01-16T14:28:45+00:00

When I’m on Tinder, eyebrows

2020-01-16T22:29:46+00:00

I am positive this is a lady boy from Singapore.

Domebeers · 2020-01-16T15:58:36+00:00

and she'll make you wrap it up

TEMystic · 2020-01-16T18:17:27+00:00

The <25 year old women these days have caked on makeup that makes them look old and disgusting. It must be to look good on social media because it is atrocious in person. A whole generation is using the front camera of their phone instead of a mirror and it shows.

kyledontcare · 2020-01-17T07:47:29+00:00

Seriously, is this a he or she or xir or whatever?

toeshotz · 2020-01-16T16:07:14+00:00

The make up makes her ugly face stand up even more.🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

FUCK-YOU-KEVIN · 2020-01-17T06:35:15+00:00

Unibrow goblin still has more value in the sexual marketplace than 80% of men.

Jakes1967 · 2020-01-17T08:10:12+00:00

"I love meeting new people"

In a few months that will be a definite.😂 Plus all the doctors, nurses, midwives etc. 😂

energyconsultant · 2020-01-17T14:01:47+00:00

Can have some browmance going with those eyebrows

chilldude1993 · 2020-01-17T15:31:34+00:00

(Her bio should've said) looking for serious money!

2020-01-19T11:39:05+00:00

"Looking for a serious relationship" a.k.a "Looking for a serious payer for raising Chads semen".

BluePillCypher · 2020-01-16T14:13:49+00:00

Sorry for hijacking the post, i jus wanna ask u guys, since women like the 6ft tall guys, would u say we men, if we were to choose, would pick reeally short chicks?

Title	Repost with commentary
Author	DeeplyDisturbed1
Upvotes	79
Comments	34
Date	January 16, 2020 2:00 PM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
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