Sounds like a bargain...

Land_of_the_Losers · 2019-04-21T01:30:16+00:00

I have plenty of guys to screw around with... if your my Ex (Tyler) leave me the fuck alone

Irresistible. Simply irresistible. Pure catnip. How is this woman still single?

I do love how, reading from the top, she has 2 kids but she doesn't want them.

sleepyweaselisawake · 2019-04-21T01:39:10+00:00

If you're looking for a quick hook up move on. I'm not looking for monogamy.

Women are the biggest hypocrites in the world. Once sexbots come online and become affordable and accessible women are doomed.

TEMystic · 2019-04-21T01:51:39+00:00

Everything she's written just screams worn out in every possible way.

Westernhagen · 2019-04-21T01:49:21+00:00

Shine a UV light on her and you'll be blinded by the glare from Tyler's dried bodily fluids. But so long as you don't have a problem dealing with that, and Tyler's sullen crotch-spawn, and probably Tyler himself, everything should be good.

anti-hypergamist · 2019-04-21T01:54:54+00:00

Sounds like shes done this so much that even if a guy who's hit her up before swipes right, she probably wouldn't recognize him.

beatles-lover · 2019-04-21T10:09:04+00:00

I'm pretty confident that she's still in love with Tyler. That any man who dates her is going to have to accept that she will be fucking Tyler from time to time. And that Tyler Jr. will be a constant reminder.

DeeplyDisturbed1 · 2019-04-21T10:06:58+00:00

TL;DR - I am damaged goods, and I just put this here in the hope that some autistic alpha/simp will let me abuse him.

Bestoftherest222 · 2019-04-21T12:35:27+00:00

Lets break down this rational hamster.

"I realize I don't want to be alone forever."

She is starting to cope with the idea she has to settle down with any beta bux.

"I have plenty of guys to screw around with so if you looking for a quick hookup keep looking. I'm not looking for monogamy right away..."

Translated; I got plenty of men fucking me right now you are to get zero pussy until I find you're a good beta bux.

"...if you're my Ex (Tyler) leave me the fuck alone I'm moving on."

Translation; If you're my ex Tyler I hope you're reading this so you can be envious of my post. Since I'm not over you I need to mention you. I hope you react and text me so we can start another fight and fuck like we always have.

5T48J6ff · 2019-04-21T02:24:54+00:00

I still cant figure out why people still use online dating when a large portion of the users are like this.

faintingoat · 2019-04-21T08:25:13+00:00

tyler or tyrone? i m mistaken here.

Ipride362 · 2019-04-21T10:25:32+00:00

I wanna know what happened with Tyler

heyheyitsdatboi · 2019-04-21T17:46:57+00:00

"I have 2 kids but you better not have any kids. Don't you dare want to start a family! I have 2 kids already and its not about what you want, its about giving all your resources to my children and me... oh and about exclusivity? Your a sexist PIG if you expect me to NOT cheat on you! But don't get it twisted, you better not cheat on me!"

You'd have to be a complete idiot to even entertain the thought of hooking up with this abomination.... the self entitlement of this "woman" is full blown! I pray she never gets her grubby paws on any unsuspecting man!

SirKolbath · 2019-04-22T03:38:40+00:00

I am Jack’s Tyler.

[deleted] · 2019-04-21T17:30:20+00:00

That's a lot to unpack right there.

She's looking for beta bux. She already has alpha fux she can screw around with.

CoMaBlaCK · 2019-04-22T17:37:10+00:00

If you’re interested beyond sticking your dick in this a couple times there’s something wrong with you, might even be something wrong with you for wanting to fuck her once.

notyourdude201 · 2019-04-23T07:32:57+00:00

I have plenty of guys to screw around with

So not only do cock carousel riders rack on a lot of cock, they fuck multiple cocks at the same time and/or cheat on the cocks as well.

No wonder the higher a woman's cock count, the more likely she's going to be a cheater.

RegiusGeralt · 2019-04-23T10:08:25+00:00

Alone + her = perfect match.

mblazin1532 · 2019-04-25T19:43:21+00:00

So basically this is an application for a Billy Beta or am I missing something?

Medusssssa1 · 2019-04-29T21:09:04+00:00

She’s Not Looking For Monogamy But No Hookups? Which Is It? Dumb Broad, Go Watch Your Children Instead Of This Nonese. I Don’t Understand Short Term Relationships

jocaseyjo · 2019-04-22T18:21:02+00:00

2 kids, smokes, and drinks all the time? (Keep in mine when they say “sometimes” they mean “often”).

IcebergHermit · 2019-04-24T23:23:49+00:00

How can she be alone when she’s mommy to two kids

Title	Sounds like a bargain...
Author	Lord-Darkphart
Upvotes	125
Comments	31
Date	April 21, 2019 1:21 AM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/comments/bfjjje/sounds_like_a_bargain/
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