Spotted this

BertTheWelder · 2019-03-14T21:44:56+00:00

“Honesty is important to me in a partner.”

ClockworkOrange92618 · 2019-03-14T22:04:45+00:00

If he's been seeing you for 5 months and he doesn't have any clues that you have multiple kids, he may be stupid enough to stick around so I say just go for it.

Th3V3rg3 · 2019-03-14T22:08:51+00:00

what kind of moron can't tell a chick has had 5 kids.

anyoneinamerica · 2019-03-14T21:53:27+00:00

If you've slept with him then he already knows that kids have exited that canal.

pablosito · 2019-03-14T23:54:42+00:00

This is wrong. Male or female if you enter in to a relAtionship hiding something you know will pretty much disqualify you as a long term partner you’re setting yourself up for failure and unnecessary hurt. Even if the guy does drop her cuz of the kids wouldn’t you want to get that out of the way as quickly as possible?

ContradictFate · 2019-03-14T23:23:09+00:00

5 kids and you can't make it work with the father(more than likely plural and wouldn't even be able to remember most of their names)

Dating as a single ~~mum~~ town fucking post

Older_Miggy · 2019-03-15T03:16:05+00:00

Not to sound picky, but isn't this weekend material?

ghost-zz · 2019-03-15T04:43:26+00:00

He either already knows because a vag after having kids is like humping an open window. And there are stretch marks.

Or

She hasn't slept with him yet.

I think she hasn't slept with him even after 5 months of dating.

TheDarknessIsSpread · 2019-03-15T04:58:53+00:00

Why is it that bitches think they are OWED a relationship? Bitch! You make bad decisions! You have to suffer the consequences! Sorry for ya, but that's fuckin life!

Hillarysdilddo_2016 · 2019-03-15T11:54:59+00:00

I don't see the problem. This sounds ideal. 5 months of no strings sex then upgrade. Win win.

Ooooooh.

She wants to keep the guy. Oopsie.

StratPlyr · 2019-03-15T03:05:20+00:00

Email. It’s the last time you’ll see him anyway.

x6x6x61982 · 2019-03-15T10:45:46+00:00

I am pretty sure you can tell when woman has had a lot of kids.

JackieChansStuntGuy · 2019-03-15T13:34:10+00:00

This is like how girls will try to catfish online. Angled shots or pics of a hotter girl and they hope that if you talk to them long enough you’ll fall in love with “the real them” just the same. Even though the more time the guy spends in that lie the more he will hate her.

Back in the MySpace era, a friend of mine had a “long distance relationship” with a woman for about 2 years. Never met but he was planning on meeting her and driving states away. Thankfully for him, she did reveal before he left that she was actually not the girl in any of the pictures and she was a fat single mom.

YouArentOwedAnything · 2019-03-15T02:28:56+00:00

This is great

faintingoat · 2019-03-15T08:53:08+00:00

very accurate answer

[deleted] · 2019-03-15T16:16:03+00:00

Not only have I been dating him 5 months and lying to him...

I also made damn sure he's got the provisioning ability I need. I made him wait 3 months for sex. I require that he spend money on me. I require expensive dinners at the best restaurants. I require gifts from time to time. I require that he pay some of my bills. I made him into my sugar daddy.

So.... now that I need to make the conversion from sugar to marriage, now that I need to seal the deal, how do i come clean?

ransay3277 · 2019-03-15T15:58:49+00:00

OOPs: make that six kids.

notyourdude201 · 2019-03-16T07:53:23+00:00

Why the fuck is dating your priority as a single mom? Have you thought about your kids at all?

Tingles before kids! Best mom ever!

Cristoff13 · 2019-03-18T04:30:49+00:00

This reminds me of that Seinfeld episode where George expends a huge amount effort on tricking his unemployment insurance provider into believing he's actively looking for work. When he would have been better off just simply looking for work. Similarly, imagine how much effort it would have taken for her to convince this chump she's childless when she actually has 5 children. Now imagine she had put this effort into something constructive.

Title	Spotted this
Author	Ssherlockhemlock
Upvotes	127
Comments	32
Date	March 14, 2019 3:44 PM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
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