Y'all need Jesus!

Aronacus · 2020-07-12T12:29:36+00:00

Equestrian - all horse girls are bat shit crazy!

SomeSqueakyCleanButt · 2020-07-12T14:12:58+00:00

"Wifing up" a single mom is the equivalent of buying high and selling low. You just don't do it. And if you do, you really have no acumen and shouldn't be in the market in the first place.

addiwithani · 2020-07-12T14:58:57+00:00

“Jesus still loves me” Her anthem is literally titled “Unholy”.

loneliness-inc · 2020-07-12T12:52:50+00:00

So ugly and so crazy, only a mythical fisherman in the sky will love her.....

CDBaller · 2020-07-12T12:33:56+00:00

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One-Move · 2020-07-12T22:21:59+00:00

ok ok, honey lets do the math

24 not 28 liar -2

college student (loans) -2

christian (single mom, no) -1

adventure seeker (as a single mom) -1

walking shit show -3 (for me -get lost)

horse girl (expensive and stink) -1

oh love we are already at zero

life of the party (so you will cheat on me) -3

what ever a wall twerker is (sounds nasty) -1

milf (love the only Milf is the one who bears my children) -3

lover (okaaayyy) 0

simple (yes you are, your IQ is definitely below RT (room temperature)) -5

5’3” man don’t care about your height, we care about your weight -2

wife you up, (what ever you are smoking, must be good stuff) -3

personality (i have, do you?) -2

jesus forgives you (honey the 2nd grade comic bible is a bit over simplified, i know the full version has lots of complicated words, but let me assure you, you missed several rather key concepts, like no sex before marriage, no divorce, no fucking around (ok maybe worded differently like whoring)) so -3

ok, math again, stay conscious, focus

from 0-10 you got -22 🧐

EastEndMontrealer1 · 2020-07-12T15:48:07+00:00

It gives me great agony to remember that these are ACTUAL people who believe that their actions do not have consequences

27KHHV · 2020-07-12T13:54:25+00:00

Jesus would tell you to stop being a filthy single mother whore!

Can't even read the book she supposedly professes adherence to.

Also, the classic shit taste in music and role models for trashy women.

Yawn~

CreflowDollars · 2020-07-12T17:55:02+00:00

My state really knows how to crank them out

galoluscus · 2020-07-12T15:22:56+00:00

Wall twerker?

Not sure I want to know.

window_licker84 · 2020-07-12T18:17:07+00:00

Not going to marry a single mum. No way.

capt_sasuke · 2020-07-12T23:03:08+00:00

Single mothers are masters of deceit. Why does she feel the need to lie about age? I could never understand that approach. She's a single mother who still parties like a teenager. I am not surprised at all. Single mothers are such failures at everything!

NiobiumMb · 2020-07-13T11:59:43+00:00

She forgot to list all the prescriptions she's on but forgot to take while writing this shit

someevilwhitemen · 2020-07-14T09:33:11+00:00

since when christianity produce entire generation of 20 something single mom

Title	Y'all need Jesus!
Author	CDBaller
Upvotes	123
Comments	39
Date	July 12, 2020 12:23 PM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/comments/hptkmm/yall_need_jesus/
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