Long story short. Married, was spinning multiple plates. Got caught. Shit hit the fan. Working on myself and making plans for next stage. Now it has been 8 weeks and plate #1 texts me to say she is prego and moreover, “it’s yours”. In theory the timing makes sense but I’ve been snipped about 2 and half years ago. I never told plate—or at least I don’t think I did. Hazy. Regardless the odds are in my favor and most likely she is just jilted and fucking with me. I never tested to be sure after the procedure but within an hour today of getting the text I was jizzing in cup. I should have results by Friday. Wife not on BC and no pregnancies in all this time. I ignored her text. Safe to assume its a ruse?