Back Story: Met girl on tinder. Fucked her first night. Also fucked her in the ass first night. Then got a blow job. Girl's parents grew up Muslim in Afghanistan. She grew up in USA. Constant jokes about her being with ISIS or having sand in her pussy did the trick.

One of my hotter plates that I've been fucking regularly for the last 4 weekends. Comes off as genuine. Gives me the "i don't normally do this routine".

Third week in tells me we need to take it slow. (So another guy, or shes ready to shit test me).

Fourth week tells me she likes to take it slow because her ex chad (three years ago) fucked her over and basically it took her a long time to get over. And since then she pretty much only has been having one night stands, but she wants to tell me because I seem genuine and doesn't want to hurt me if she ends up not talking to me. But that she has issues. And also sex hurts a lot.. even though she still has it regularly cause she's a "generous lover". She also casually mentions that there are plenty of guys who would love to sleep with her at some point in the conversation, i don't remember why but it seemed innocent enough how she said it. I kindly reminded her it's because she has a vagina and that it will all come to an end when she hits 30. This girl is 26. (I also immediately realize I must be sending beta signals and this is some kind of beta shit test).

I tell her to cut the shit. I'm not some nice guy. IDC about her bullshit. IDC if she fucking stops talking to me. She's the problem not me. And we should meet Friday. I then make fun of her ruthlessly for being a stupid girl with a sandy vagina etc. I tell her she should take a shower for eating mcdonalds because that shit is dirty as fuck etc.

Now she's joking around. Seems to lighten up. If this is a shit test then it appears I passed. She tells me she will let me know in a couple of days if we are on for Friday. I ignore her and tell her we are still going out Friday and if she changes her mind to tell me by Thursday so I can make plans with some one else.

I then made plans with two other girls for Friday in case she decides to fuck another guy, which is what I took away from that I'll let you know shit. Obviously if she bails on me I'll just fuck her another night or never again. It's really whatever.

So is this girl just a cc slut shit testing me. Or is this bitch an alpha widow. Or is it the same? I cant really tell.

She also mentioned she is moving back in with her parents. This made me wonder if she was being honest or if she is having her ex move back in and doesnt want me showing up. She is muslim, her parents really did hate her for moving out. But I guess that it really doesn't matter either way. She's shady no matter what.

Obviously shes a piece of shit. Hamster. yadda yadda. I don't need advice about any of that. Just curious what you think.

Is the mean ex that hurt her the only real qualification for Alpha Widow? Seems like every other girl I meet has a mean ex. Which is fine, I always like to out do the last man.. So I'll just be ruthless as fuck.

EDIT Day 2: I ignore her but she hits me up very early like 9am. Unusual for her. She is quick to explain herself and states she was just really high. And that her dad is coming back from Afghanistan this weekend. I asked if he went jihading on the weekends with his buddies and made fun of him and her. I've had ltr's who drank and smoked regularly, they were no where near this fucking weird. The shit tests on this girl, I TELL YOU WHAT. I TELL YOU WHAT. lol

Anyway if she isn't an alpha-widow yet... she will be soon ;)