Any tinder guide?

RandyBumgardner85 · 2018-03-14T20:07:28+00:00

Don't use selfies. It makes you look like a loser.

Here's a rough guide I posted in another thread:

There's plenty info out there about online game but here's a few tips I've picked up. Good photos, one of face, one shirtless, one doing masculine/adventurous activity, one with cool looking friends having fun. None of these can be selfies or posed. You've just gotta be so awesome that people are always taking photos of you.

Bio must be very brief. Mine would be something like: Backpacker, gym rat, information hoarder Self employed Live alone

The key to online is casting a wide net. For example on Tinder you might swipe 200 (only right swipe ones you would genuinely bang, they all look worse than their worst photo)

Say you get 15 matches. They will usually be the ugliest 15 you right swiped. You weed out about 5 on closer inspection (covert fatties, bad teeth, single moms, live far away) and unmatch.

Message all the others. The message needs to be cocky funny and referring to something in their bio/photos. If you can make it sexual all the better. Example: "you look like you could throttle a man with those thighs" This gives you a basis for turning the conversation immediately sexual if she responds. (Offer to let her try on you, she's now picturing your head between her legs)

Don't ever ever ever start an opener with "Hi/Hey/How are you" even if it is followed by something cocky (this one trick double my response rate) It comes across as needy. You just want to be the guy who's taking the piss out of her purely for his own entertainment.

If your opener is solid you should get 50% response so you're now chatting to 5 chicks. Keep the following messages light hearted, cocky and funny. Try to avoid getting into boring conversations about work/education etc. You can ask where she lives/if she drives purely for logistics.

Stick to the 6 message rule like glue! Go for the phone number within your first six messages. You aren't some fucking loser who spends 3 weeks messaging some random twot on tinder for validation.

Don't ask for the number just say either "what's your number" or "give me your number so we can arrange your throttling demonstration"

Most chicks will give their number if your tinder game is tight. If not, she's a validation whore. Unmatch.

Say you get 3 phone numbers. Get off tinder and text that day with either a little more banter or an immediate plan to meet. Again don't ask, tell.

Meeting should be something low cost/effort that you can easily escape from. Don't ever take a blind date to dinner.

Keep the date brief unless the banter is naturally flowing. Ideally 2 hours max. Always be the one to terminate. If she's boring/a bitch/ugly just make your excuses and leave. It's an interview and she failed. I never usually go for the first date bang unless I'm horny and her SMV is so low that I know I won't bang her twice. (I've been known to bang 4's and 5's but never twice)

Don't contact her for a few days after to install some dread. If you nailed the date she'll often text you.

There you go. An important thing to remember is that you should NEVER even consider a chick from online to be LTR material unless you have been banging her for at least 5 months and she is compliant, eager and shows no red flags. I failed this one 3 times.

vandaalen · 2018-03-14T17:57:06+00:00

all my pics (2) are shirtless in bathroom haha maybe its that

Maybe. Shirtless selfies aren't optimal. If you got the proper body, bitches won't care too much though. Better take pics in social situations like sports or at the beach though.

How many matches you got?

actualimprovement · 2018-03-14T19:03:46+00:00

Proper pictures help. Book a photoshoot and get some pictures of you doing cool/interesting free time activities you do.

Title	Any tinder guide?
Author	NoRiskNoRise
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Date	March 14, 2018 5:35 PM UTC (8 years ago)
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