"As a Friend" Shit Test

lietruth · 2017-01-04T07:47:54+00:00

"Best friends."

Then escalate.

Classic plausible deniability. See what happens on the date.

Redpilltriad2 · 2017-01-04T07:10:35+00:00

"lana banana, how r u? enjoying the rain?"

Your friendzoned already because you sound like a faggot.

You don't ask a girl if she's enjoying the rain. You text for logistics to meetup and fuck. Not find out if she's liking the weather.

[deleted] · 2017-01-04T08:41:18+00:00

"Look at you, putting labels on things."

VasiliyZaitzev · 2017-01-04T08:54:15+00:00

Her: "as a friend"

You: "....with benefits"

blackedoutfast · 2017-01-04T17:39:31+00:00

too tryhard. you're one of those guys who tries to act like a cool AF player but it's not fooling anyone. even this dumb russian chick can see right through it.

i'm a big proponent of frame, faking it til you make it, etc, but there is a huge difference between image and reality here and you don't have the persuasive skills to bridge that gap and make it believable.

work on your real, internal self-confidence and SMV and stop pretending to be Chad Thundercock.

[deleted] · 2017-01-04T08:55:48+00:00

You text like a bitch

Wallace68LeMay · 2017-01-04T12:34:07+00:00

Ghost & no contact for 2-3 weeks, if she re-initiates contact after that plate for anal only at best.

covertRedOps · 2017-01-04T07:17:58+00:00

i'd say you kinda sabotaged yourself with poor texting skills. its not the early 2000's. abbreviating "are" to "r" and "you" to "u" isn't cool or trendy, it just makes you look illiterate

but use option A

GlennBeckAmerica · 2017-01-04T10:10:49+00:00

As friends, of coure. Are oral benefits low deductible in this package?

GlennBeckAmerica · 2017-01-04T10:17:22+00:00

Make a friends tv show joke. Be lkke i dont remember any asian characters on the show. Il be ross. (Or no, the cooler dude whatever his name was)

moh_money_moh_probs · 2017-01-04T10:28:40+00:00

You're right, its a shit test. Hit her back with her being like a sister to you. Joke then push for a drink

dragondan · Wed Jan 4 16:22:12 2017 UTC

Bring another "friend". Make sure she's cute.

cleverley1986 · 2017-01-04T08:33:57+00:00

NEXT. why are you going the extra mile? you have been categorised as a friend. move on with your life. find a girl who doesn't describe herself as "a lady with high standards." That comment from any woman of that age is ..."immediately looking for the highest prospects for husband and father material. so what if you didn't make the cut.

Fredo100 · 2017-01-04T07:34:24+00:00

If you go and she comes as a "friend" then she has successfully turned you into an orbiter. You won't get anything out of her but she will get free drinks and possibly meals out of you.

Title	"As a Friend" Shit Test
Author	[deleted]
Upvotes	3
Comments	38
Date	January 4, 2017 6:53 AM UTC (9 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/askTRP
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