tl;dr Tried to nuke a very flakey plate with a beta bomb. Failed.

I had a plate flake on me three times in a row, with the last one being explained that she doesn't know how she feels about me, how she wants more, doesn't want to ruin any future friendships, still has feelings for an ex, yada yada yada.

Whatever. I have friends. None of which will ever be intimate with my cock. I have other girls that cause much less drama. Time to cut her loose to run with the herd. What will make her run? Hmmm. Can't just use the orbital hampster nuke. She'd just think I was doubling down. Hard next? Don't want the barrage of texts for the next month. Looks like a beta bomb.

For those of you watching and unfamiliar with the concept a beta bomb is dipping into every angsty blue pill feelz pit and dumping the load of filth on a girl's head. The result should freeze dry that vagina and make even the mention of your name induce dry heaves.

So I craft a masterpiece so wonderful it should have its own fedora. I profess seeing a future with her, that she'd not want for anything. That she captured my heart and she's the most beautiful by far. That I would wait for her to find it in her heart to be with me and that everyday I would prove myself better than any other guy she meets.

I won't lie, it was one of the most difficult things I've ever texted.

So I hit send on this 300 word text. The next response I get should be some lukewarm response about how she didn't know how I felt, then silence. Blessed silence.

I was so very wrong.

For the last half hour I got texts outlining everything she liked about me followed by several pleas for forgiveness.

Aw fuck. Now not only do I have to go back to hard next but I'll have the shame of this staining my soul.

I am not replating this girl. That ship has sailed.

How many of you have had a nuclear option fail? Let's share war stories.

Edit: Wow you guys really focused on the wrong part of this post. You all have a fail story.

1) She's the type of girl that will stalk a guy that ignores her.

2) Yeah. I know it backfired.

3) You guys are suuuper edgy. We all know if I was a TRP endorsed contributer you be kissing my ass for a taste of Alpha.