Best Response to 'Virgin'?

verily_rp · 2016-05-15T07:47:29+00:00

"Are you a virgin?"

If you're going to bed me you have to buy me a drink first.

"Hah! Virgin!"

Don't be so insecure. I'm sure you'll find a faithful guy for you... someday. Maybe.

50pluspiller · 2016-05-15T10:57:16+00:00

I've been a virgin 10 times now.

ItsTheHomeWrecker · 2016-05-16T05:40:59+00:00

loddfavne · 2016-05-15T13:45:49+00:00

Agree and amplify. With confidence. As long as you are exagurating(wow, gotta get me a dictionary!) enough, nobody will believe you.

[deleted] · 2016-05-15T10:45:14+00:00

You don't need to admit it upfront. Say no.

Venenarium · 2016-05-15T12:11:33+00:00

In a funny manner: "I'm saving myself for the right one ;)"

Luis_McLovin · 2016-05-15T12:54:51+00:00

Agree and amplify, ignore, its all a shit test.

Kryonixc · 2016-05-15T13:52:36+00:00

"I am. How did you know?" and smile

Title	Best Response to 'Virgin'?
Author	lJunKunl
Upvotes	6
Comments	8
Date	May 15, 2016 7:34 AM UTC (10 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/askTRP
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/asktrp/comments/4jf5zy/best_response_to_virgin/
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