Can I fart?

[deleted] · 2017-01-09T02:20:07+00:00

I make sure to let out a very masculine grunt. And coat the area in my scent thus marking my territory. Then I open my mouth and do a thorough taste test, If satisfactory I verbally blurt out a rating of 1-10

That_Deaf_Guy · 2017-01-09T00:55:08+00:00

Don't do it; the first rule of Fart Club is we do not talk about Fart Club.

On a serious note, do what you want to do. Then do that some more.

teolinzo · 2017-01-09T02:03:59+00:00

Used to have a similar problem. Learn how to gauge that feeling/pressure and size of your butthole. You will know when they are going to make sound or if you can get away with it. Normally they won't be smelly. Practice makes perfect and this is a good art form to learn. This is a serious post lol. Also this should be common sense but if things are getting heated just learn to hold it lol.

CaptainCringeworthy · 2017-01-09T01:13:56+00:00

Go to the bathroom. You don't want to let out a stinker.

_Insidious_ · 2017-01-10T09:13:31+00:00

Yes, laugh it off or blame her
Yes, while having sex
Yes, waft it into her face

brideboy · 2017-01-09T02:43:13+00:00

Cut her off, fart, then continue to talk as if the fact didn't happen.

Title	Can I fart?
Author	lifeisnotverygood
Upvotes	0
Comments	7
Date	January 9, 2017 12:37 AM UTC (9 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/askTRP
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