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[–]ouselesso 3 points4 points5 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The odds are in your favor that they aren't pregnant. You should really educate yourself on women's reproduction, i.e. ovulation so you know how it works and when to avoid banging a plate if you're that paranoid. There is really only like 3 days out of every month a women can get pregnant, not to mention a small residual amount of semen is probably not gonna do it.
[–]Willkuer_2 points3 points4 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Typically condoms have an anti-whatever-it-is-called-in-english-sperm lube. However as always there is a slight probability that you fuck up. It's just really tiny if you didn't have a huge load of cum on your dick while putting it wrong way.
Sperm doesn't like cold temperatures. If you put on trousers, pee and draw small unicorns on rainbows the sperm will die. But also this can take some time.
Don't worry too much but make it better the next time.
[–]Senior Endorseddr_warlock3 points4 points5 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
[Spermicide] Lube
[–]Nyquil-Junkie0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Best fathers day story ever. "Well son, your conception was an amazing one... let me tell you about it..."
[–]htbf0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Which one is the right way on a condom?
[–]demenciacion0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
If the condom is not facing the right direction it wont be able to go all over your dick. Unless you have a micro penis
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