Funny/witty reply to this text?

refusewool · 2018-03-20T12:59:18+00:00

First text is weak. You’re one step away from kissing her feet. As long as she can fit you into her busy schedule, right?

Then you initiated boring text conversation by asking about her work. Do I need to explain why this is a bad move?

Fortunately she still seemed to show some degree of interest with her last text. Treat it like a shit test.

Agree and amplify, disagree or ignore.

“Yeah, it’s bingo night at Doris’ care home. Met her on Tinder.”

[deleted] · 2018-03-20T12:14:23+00:00

Social proof checking, agree and amplify or straight up deny. your choice

no_condoments · 2018-03-20T12:28:40+00:00

I have 5 hot dates that night, so I can't squeeze you in.

Triadis3 · 2018-03-20T12:28:25+00:00

The Cowboys' Cheerleaders fucked up their itinerary again and had a free night. Blondes.

1z1z2x2x3c3c4v4v · 2018-03-20T12:08:14+00:00

So... you rescheduled?

TRPAndNofapGotMeLaid · 2018-03-20T12:42:47+00:00

Agree and amplify

Helpcalculus · 2018-03-20T12:38:52+00:00

Whenever you get asked an impossible question, the question there's no right answer to, you AA.

Works every time.

NewBoomAction · 2018-03-20T14:21:01+00:00

Not every reply needs to be witty. You've done great already with this one. She sounds fun. Enjoy.

McVaghunter · 2018-03-20T14:36:05+00:00

Me: is there any chance you’re free?

Translation: Is there any hope, even tho I know for a fact I'm not worthy of it, that by any random chance you might have some little time for me? Please, just a little! I know you're out of my league and will never give me some of your time, that's why I'm wondering if by any coincidence you'll have some free time, only if you have nothing better to do, to hang out with me.

Her: I have this work thing that I really didn’t wanna go to

Translation: I usually wouldn't, but I have this boring shit at work that I don't wanna take care of and my chad is busy that night... So yeah, fuck it, a couple free drinks seem better.

Title	Funny/witty reply to this text?
Author	asktrpthrow21
Upvotes	1
Comments	13
Date	March 20, 2018 12:03 PM UTC (8 years ago)
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