She is 18 and we matched on Tinder, she agreed in principle to go out with me but we are both in our college test times so we are booked with stuff to do so in the meantime I am talking to her out of boredom, send her 1-2 messages a day. here is where I identified a common shittest in my country that is known even by PUA as having lots of "good girls" and timewasters and this is not the first time I encounter this shittest...

her: "I have some shoulder and back soreness"

me: "awesome, you could probably use a massage (this is only an excuse tbh)"

her: "no, I don't like massages, does not suit me"

me: "tripple negation lol, what horror experiences did you have?"

her: "none, I just don't like to be touched that way, disgusting"

me: "lol if that is disgusting, than kissing must be unbearable, with saliva and leftover food and stuff"

her: "exactly"

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This is a frequent shittest and I have encountered it before when I matched a girl with a tattoo with a lion on heart region and she said it was freshly done so I said I would like to be "the first one to kiss the lion" at which she replied "I thought you were normal" and I was like "you haven't seen nothing yet" and she just unmatched. I don't wanna fuck this one up. Other PUA say that in my country and most other eastern european and balkan states the "alpha" game does not work, that a "confident beta" works better... but I am a natural jerk and openly perverted as fuck, I can't keep up this mask of nice guy... yesterday I explaimed in the coffee shop among dozens of people that it is so cold that I could not find my dick even under hot shower. everyone was laughing like crazy... I am not a nice guy I am scum and I enjoy it, I also like to put people down who confront me, especially women. I would love to show her just how stupid she is at saying these unrealistic things but that will not fly well as it is too early to disrespect her! maybe she does not wanna appear like a slut by saying "fuck yeah massage me badboy" this is my tinder photo https://scontent-vie1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t31.0-8/15591507_361593300866355_4246900257699049064_o.jpg?oh=cd8534d2798de78a8b962425be39f2a9&oe=58DE6502

I summon you brothers to guide me out of this insanity