So I got invited to a house party tonight, and have never been to one. It's fee is to bring 2 chicks (check). I was wondering if you guys could pass down your partying wisdom.

Here are some guiding questions:

How much should I drink?(I have to drive there)

What time should I leave?

What do I do if the party gets busted by the cops?(A lot of the cops in my town know my dad and I and view me in a good way)

It would be awesome if you guys could offer some extra advice. Thanks y'all.