How do I become a beta?

oglowkey · 2016-02-04T23:00:55+00:00

You already are a beta male if you don't have the balls to break up with your girl.

abdada · 2016-02-04T22:17:20+00:00

Have her walk in on you getting butt banged by Chad?

Plan_of_Action · 2016-02-05T07:55:08+00:00

Mods. This is clearly a troll post.

The-Ban-Hammer · 2016-02-05T15:16:16+00:00

Troll.

aurelius_shrugs · 2016-02-05T00:29:32+00:00

Do you have a good buddy? Tell your girl you want a devils three way. Done and done.

squirestrat · 2016-02-05T01:35:32+00:00

Get this shit out of here, you're going to be a man and just dump her. Or show her this post.

BPtoRP · 2016-02-04T23:27:06+00:00

Say you've stopped doing any work and just been ordering chinese locked up in your room the past couple of days reading up about this HeForShe feminist movement going around and you agree with EVERYTHING there. You appreciate her, like, SO much more now and you can't look at any other girl but her. Feminism has become your new bible and you're gonna be making some serious changes from now on (improvise). The more beta changes you show her friends, embarrassing her in the process, the faster she's out of your life forever.

Not only will this drive her nuts after she realizes you're not just going along with the "moderate" bunch of the movement, it's also one of the safest things society will have no problem with for a week or so until she breaks up with you.

Bonus: If I heard a bro went feminist and when I gave him shit for it, he told me it was just to break up with a girl, he'll have my utmost respect.

Title	How do I become a beta?
Author	[deleted]
Upvotes	0
Comments	12
Date	February 4, 2016 10:15 PM UTC (10 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/askTRP
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/asktrp/comments/447odq/how_do_i_become_a_beta/
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