How do you make small talk with bros

fannyfire · 2020-01-04T20:56:18+00:00

Low effort ass answers.

Ask generic bullshit questions. You know, the boring shit. This is how you make friends as you get older. You ease into nonsense like talking about the weather until you get to asking people what they’ve been up to. Once you talk to people enough you can figure out what they’re into and ask questions based on that. Then you can develop a relationship with them by learning to talk about what they like to talk about.

A great book to read that a lot of faggots in here don’t like is Models How to Attract Women with Honesty. The portion of the book that discusses how to talk to women by asking them questions and then continuing to ask questions is not just for talking to women. I’ve been using this tactic for almost ten years on both men and women. Get people talking about themselves and suddenly you’re an amazing conversationalist. The trick is to be interested which requires you to have broad interests. This means you should be educated and read a lot. Expose yourself to new ideas, industries and culture and you’ll be surprised what kind of conversations you get into.

femaledoglover6 · 2020-01-04T19:37:19+00:00

Try getting on ur knees and put ur hands together and beg them to be ur friend and love u

FereallyRed · 2020-01-04T18:14:56+00:00

FORD

Bushinatordid420 · 2020-01-04T23:18:02+00:00

You don’t need to small talk them all the time their bro’s We don’t mind silence

RacistMuffin · 2020-01-04T23:53:34+00:00

Retarded primal topics.

Chicks, how hot chicks are, how you fucked this one chick, etc.

Alcohol, how fucking amazing this one drink is, how fucked up you've gotten the previous night, etc

Cars, how shitty/amazing your car is, etc.

A big one is sports, even better if you disagree with their favorite sports team and talk shit about it. You shit test them and see if they are "bro" enough to be around and if they would be emotional to some stupid shit like that.

Good luck and don't overthink

xoxuv · 2020-01-05T01:15:03+00:00

Do not make questions. if you have a question assume any answer, and say "you look like..." (somebody who lives there, drinks XXX, work at ZZ).

By the way, that's how you have to talk to girls, men or anybody.

Watch some videos on youtube who collect interesting answers from reddit. Those are full of meaningless shit to talk about, that most people finds entertaining.

After a person says anything, use his last words to make a comment. Example

Person: I went to west location to pick a squirrel.

You: West location is across the city. I know a dog ho hunts squirrels.

Person. Yes I had to cross the entire city just to get stuff.

You: So you are a stuff collector.

Person: yea, I have a pile of stuff on my garage.

You: You look like you work on your garage.

Title	How do you make small talk with bros
Author	jzekyll6
Upvotes	12
Comments	11
Date	January 4, 2020 6:13 PM UTC (6 years ago)
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