How to make GF lose weight?

RedditAdminsSuck_88 · 2017-03-26T12:25:38+00:00

Talk to other women. In front of her. Seriously.

You'd be surprised at how many questions here can be answered with "Talk to other women"

I am musuclar as fuck and have a bodybuilder feezek (smaller version of jon skywalker). My freak feezek is 10% the result of hard work and 90% the result of pharma grade testosterone enanthate (pls don't judge and blast and cruise :P).

And yet you are LTR'ed to a fatty instead of spinning plates. Have some damn self respect.

Il128 · 2017-03-26T13:04:21+00:00

Lead by example. In an LTR you should be having her work out with you. Work her ass off.

bainbridge_island · 2017-03-26T13:21:52+00:00

Break it off and find someone else. Don't worry about her, she will find someone else in no time. Lots of men like the type of physique your girlfriend has.

[deleted] · 2017-03-26T15:59:15+00:00

The quickest way I've found to make a girl lose weight is to dump her for a prettier girl

Willow-girl · 2017-03-26T19:41:43+00:00

Give her something else to put in her mouth.

(Gee, this advice applies to quite a few posts today.)

quicklogaccount · 2017-03-26T15:06:41+00:00

Man, it's a bit of comfort, encouragement and dread.
But how to pull it depends heavily on what she's sensible about. If she's insecure because she's fat, it'll be HARD AS FUCK to do it properly. If she's mostly cool, it's just a matter of giving the message and not coming out as a jerk (or hypocrite because of the roids).

Assess her sensibility carefully though. You seem to be reliant on your looks to make up some of your value. She might not be the same and a lot of people have a hard time with these abstractions.

r1881 · 2017-03-26T15:27:24+00:00

You can't change people. If she 's going to lose weight and stick to a kind of diet / lifestyle where she doesn't gain it back, it has to stem from her own motivation and discipline. Don't waste your time.

That was the disclaimer, now I don't believe in unicorns, but she is quite close to one

I see this line all the time, it's just male hamstering. Face it, you got oneitis and you're not fooling anybody

TehJimmyy · 2017-03-26T15:30:46+00:00

Move on . Not your job.

GinsengandHoney · 2017-03-27T02:11:46+00:00

Tell her it's haram to be decadent.

spaseur · 2017-03-27T14:16:12+00:00

forbid her to eat and lock her in your basement for 4 weeks

kruxofthemimed · 2017-03-26T15:43:27+00:00

Make her realize that funding the ongoing animal holocaust that needlessly tortures, rapes, and slaughters tens of billions of animals yearly is obviously fucked up and stupid this includes eggs and dairy.

Once she's vegan, become vegan yourself, and show her how to cook whole-food plant-based meals. She will naturally lose weight as the extra fiber content of her food will fill her up with lower calorie density, and not only will she lose weight but she will look healthier pigment-wise from extra caretenoids, she will smell better, and because the plaque in her arteries will be gone her pussy will become much more wet and erect than before.

I recommend a lot of legumes, whole grains, huge amounts of veggies, and fruit. Nuts and seeds are too high in calories usually. Sweet potatoes are an excellent dish, make homemade hummus and whole wheat toast.

The important part is make her dietary decision an ethical one. She will have a much higher likelihood of sticking to it if it is an ethical rather than health decision, and hey maybe we should stop killing and torturing billions of animals yearly for unhealthy food anyways? Ehh??

Title	How to make GF lose weight?
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Date	March 26, 2017 12:22 PM UTC (9 years ago)
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