Known this girl for a while. She's known for being a huge flirt and messing with dudes. She's crazy.

Was at the bar with her and several friends, we all end up going back to her apartment, she asks if anyone wants to smoke. I say yes and we go into her room.

We start talking and smoking for an hour. We're vibing very well and she's saying and doing all kind of sexual shit. I brush it off because she's known for this.

At one point she turns to open the window and straight up is in doggy style for a solid min just pointing her ass at me. I'm like ok what the fuck is this for real. Few minutes later I tell her to close the window bc it's cold and she says "well you can get under the covers if you want" and stares me down.

My retarded and high ass says ok and gets in the bed and starts to try to go to sleep. Eventually she goes to check on her friend sleeping on the couch and tells me she wants to sleep in the bed. I end up sleeping on the couch.

Saw her last night at a party and it was awkward as hell.

So yeah I think I'm retarded. She definitely wanted me to start making out with her right there.

Thinking about hitting her up later this week to come over and smoke. That should fix things.