Is she "Branch swinging"?

randarrow · 2014-01-10T03:08:26+00:00

She's only branch swinging if you're looking at her as anything other than a plate.

mussedeq · 2014-01-10T03:26:54+00:00

I think you already know the answer.

mrpoopistan · 2014-01-10T04:41:42+00:00

Am I crazy?

For sticking around.

If you don't like a woman's behavior, then you NEXT HER.

NitzXL · 2014-01-10T05:04:01+00:00

Turn her to a plate

SneakyTouchy · 2014-01-10T03:43:18+00:00

Of course she is. Does it matter? Bang her for a month and then say goodbye.

LuciusExitius · 2014-01-10T22:50:44+00:00

You say you are leaving in a month, was she planning on joining you or where you guys going to break up? She might be swinging branches because you are leaving, in that case I wouldn't blame her, you guys shouldn't be dating if you know you are leaving and not coming back.

RedBigMan · 2014-01-10T17:33:15+00:00

By the time someone asks a question like this (is she branch swinging? is she cheating? is she pondering divorce? etc...) the odds are she's already doing it. So NO you are not crazy.

I would say if you can deal with the fact she's probably fucking someone else on the side then just smash it until you move. She's using you for something (validation and the like) so you might as well just use her for sex until you move.

FinnianWhitefir · 2014-01-10T07:43:51+00:00

Sounds like you are leaving anyways, so I'm unclear what the other option is? Are you going to invite her to move in with you when you move? If not, then you know it's going to end and the only option is to not enjoy her company and fuck her for a month. Why would you choose not to do that? You're not going to marry her, so...

I'm hoping to end up there a month or two after you. Let me know how it goes.

feministsRgarbage · 2014-01-13T05:07:35+00:00

Run. So many red flags in the first 4 lines. Lost cause.

[deleted] · 2014-01-15T22:03:31+00:00

I would say ask her straight up. Be honest and don't mess around.

Tell her (don't ask) that if she wants to be in a relationship with you she needs to be open and have nothing to hide. Lead by example too maybe. Be unguarded with your phone. Then tell her, "Look, I'm unguarded. Now I expect that from you."

When my fiance and I started dating he did something similar. Though I have never been too fussy with my phone or text anyone who wasn't just a friend.

Though he said and I quote: "We're in a relationship now. I'm not the kind of man who will look through your phone or demand to see texts. But if one day I decide to use your phone, or want to look at people's profiles through your accounts, I will do it. So lets not hide things from eachother. Here are my passwords, now tell me yours."

I didn't mind. I liked it. I have never needed to hide anything and nor has he so I hand him my passwords and phone when ever he desires.

(Don't know if I can post on here or not as a lady. But this is my lady perspective.)

GunsGermsAndSteel · 2014-01-10T09:16:46+00:00

Just quit.

blazeitfiggot · 2014-01-10T15:02:45+00:00

I'd wait for the move next month since you said the sex is pretty good.

[deleted] · 2014-01-10T16:16:01+00:00

Quality women are hard to find, especially in the united states.

You've encountered someone who's playing games. Move on. Children play games to get the maximum attention and validation. Don't encourage childish behavior, because she'll just continue it onto the next guy and never learn.

NahDudeFkThat · 2014-01-10T10:34:33+00:00

Hey who here likes STDs?

OP?

Nah?

Then immediately friendzone the skank and pawn her to get better plates.

Title	Is she "Branch swinging"?
Author	Human_Isomer
Upvotes	14
Comments	17
Date	January 10, 2014 2:56 AM UTC (12 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/askTRP
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/asktrp/comments/1uuovj/is_she_branch_swinging/
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