Is there a way to flirt/tease while hinting you have a big "member"?

RedSkeller · 2017-04-02T21:41:26+00:00

Act like it's a problem. 'Hey I should probably let you know that I'm big and the last girl couldn't handle it' usually opens up an interesting conversation in the form of a humble brag.

throw162534 · 2017-04-03T00:05:14+00:00

Say "Mr. Big dick needs to pee pee" then quickly waddle to the bathroom while stretching your pants at the crotch with both hands.

FieldLine · 2017-04-02T23:10:30+00:00

What the fuck is wrong with everyone in this thread? You don't make reference to how big your junk is. That's the answer.

Have any of you ever even talked to a woman?

GetHimSomeMilk · 2017-04-02T21:25:18+00:00

Lol you could literally do anything. It's only creepy if you are

LordThunderbolt · 2017-04-02T22:19:17+00:00

Just "drop" a Magnum XL on the floor from your pocket.

TryhardPantiesON · 2017-04-02T22:39:20+00:00

You don't need to say anything, just wear tight pants and get a boner, if you are well endowed, it will show itself.

Something like this.

azengineer · 2017-04-02T21:42:04+00:00

While talking with her, make a subtle check of your trouser zipper. Make it look subconscious. Like you're making sure it isn't unzipped.

If she notices that, then if you're drinking from a beer bottle or holding a large diameter glass, slowly, SLOWLY, stroke it like your working your beast. Again, make it appear subconscious.

Her lizard brain will eat that shit up. She'll start juicing like Jamba.

Works for me every time.

blackedoutfast · 2017-04-02T23:23:46+00:00

whenever a guy starts talking about how big his dick is, it's always tryhard and cringey. girls assume guys that guys like that are either exaggerating or if they do have a big dick they won't know how to use it well.

if you really want to talk about your dick, spit some bullshit about how it's ridiculously small. almost all guys have insecurities about their dick, so if you clearly aren't worried about your dick being small it must be because it's really big. just don't be so serious that she thinks you honestly have a microdick lol.

for a much better option, at some point while you're doing your kino shit and grab her wrist, then laugh and say something about how she has such thin wrists they're thinner than your dick. this is good because it seems more spontaneous, involves kino, and gives you a reason to talk about more sexual topics.

that's a lot less cringey because its frequently true. my dick isn't huge at all, but it's def thicker than a lot of more petite girls' wrists.

DetectiveJohnKimbel · 2017-04-02T21:24:03+00:00

Just make dick jokes

zboo1h · 2017-04-02T22:58:10+00:00

Dick pic

TheRedStoic · 2017-04-02T23:55:12+00:00

Don't steer the conversation unless you're excellent at it. The moment she even mentions a quicky situation of any type go for "well I don't have magnums on me. Hope you do." socially calibrate for that, whether you say it laughing, serious, inquisitive, that's on your context.

When she starts digging (as most often she will), you can explain the difficulty of a quick fit without foreplay. That's all you need to say. No measurements even necessary.

Title	Is there a way to flirt/tease while hinting you have a big "member"?
Author	Spiral-Out-KeepGoing
Upvotes	1
Comments	29
Date	April 2, 2017 9:20 PM UTC (9 years ago)
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