LTR did some cleaning for me today and told me. Conversation went like this:

Me: You can be my little dirty maid when I get home ;) x

Her: Oh I dont think so, im going to sleep soon xxx

Me: That's OK then, I'll just smash one out over your face xxx

Her: Haha thats not happening xx

Suffice to say, I didn't get laid. Wasn't really sure how to respond. What would you do?