military

BluBlac59 · 2018-11-20T14:41:06+00:00

If you are in the military, don't date women in the military. All branches take abuse charges and sex charges VERY seriously. If you get falsely charged you will be discharged with a less than honorable discharge incredibly fast. Ask the guys that have been in for awhile. You've been warned

gregoire_ · 2018-11-20T12:30:50+00:00

This might sound crazy but hear me out; lift, work on your game, and look good. When you’re not in uniform, dress well. Stand with good posture.

Use condoms so you can reduce the chance of that pregnancy/std scare.

r_u_a_badfish2 · 2018-11-21T00:14:34+00:00

Here’s how to separate yourself from the herd and make you attractive to the right type of women:

1) Own your own car. Doesn’t have to be fancy. Just not a POS. Used is fine. Don’t go into massive debt for a new car.

2) Fashion. Dress better than the average military dude.

3) Make friends outside the military.

4) Have hobbies that can introduce you to social circles outside the military i.e. join clubs

5) Don’t talk about the military with women unless they ask you; it bores them and they don’t give a shit what you do, however important.

Randy_Marsh2024 · 2018-11-21T00:21:41+00:00

As others have said, DO NOT date military girls. They are extremely easy, and it will not hurt your chances with them if you’re constantly getting shit from your instructors/NCOs. The military skanks aren’t worth it, and you can end up with an assault/rape/pregnancy/abuse charge for nothing. These accusations get them out of deployments and a cushy early “retirement” with disability payments.

I have been in two different branches of the US military. It can help or hurt with women. I’ve been laid plenty because I was in the military, and I’ve been been given the, “I don’t mess around with military guys” line; that one never holds up. They’ve just been burnt before but they put out and you’ll be balls deep soon enough.

Don’t act entitled because you’re in the military, don’t become a fat ass turd that does nothing but play video games in the barracks. Lift, eat and carry yourself well. Use the downtime to study something and make yourself interesting. You have an opportunity to learn and see a lot, don’t fuck it up.

trpthrowaway2003 · 2018-11-21T01:09:17+00:00

Military chicks get ran through. Make friends with some medics in your unit, and find out which of the females to watch out for, these guys know which girls are passing around STD's.

Watch out for civilian girls that live around post. They know more about your BAH and Allotments than you do, and how to get them out of you, guaranteed.

If your NCO's are bitching at you, stop being a fucktard and listen to them.

The military is literally show up at the right time, at the right place in the right uniform and shut your pie hole.

Be good at PT, and at your MOS and your life will be easy.

Military life is not difficult, accept the commitment you made and make the best of it.

If you don't have a 110 GT score, study and retake that portion and re classify to a better job that translates well outside of the military.

Don't question any of this advice, otherwise I will understand why you get bitched at by your NCO's.

Obviously I was in.

Best Tip - Also make friends with your S1 shop guys, when it comes time for block leave, a $50 spot will get your leave paperwork returned to you and not submitted, but you will still get leave. Setting you up to have months worth of terminal leave when you get out.

koedeloe · 2018-11-20T15:36:25+00:00

I'm gonna join the military too. Won't be home much, gonna go on missions in other countries in some kind of base far away from everything. I'll just stick to prostitutes and find a plate when I'm at home.

Title	military
Author	BigDino1
Upvotes	3
Comments	16
Date	November 20, 2018 12:24 PM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/askTRP
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