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[–]Endorsed Contributorstickfiguresk[🍰] 11 points12 points13 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
If you watch porn, STOP. The next time you shake hands with the president, relax and just focus on the pleasure you're recieving. Just enjoy that moment with your body. Be in the moment. If there's anything else going on--fantasies, interruptions, awkwardness, stop and try again. This is all in your head; it's gotten way more complicated than it should be.
The next time you're with her, go back to that place where you can focus on your enjoyment, and cut out most of the foreplay. This is about your enjoyment.
[–]RPAlternate422 points3 points4 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
next time you shake hands with the president
I read this and was trying to find a reference to Obama. Then I wondered how this could help. Then I realized it's a euphamism and that I need to add it to my list of euphamisms.
[–]dammit_redskins 6 points6 points6 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
It's just performance anxiety. Completely normal. You gotta stop thinking about it, there is nothing wrong with you.
[–]thestonedpineapple1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Fuck I had 2 opportunities, I feel if it happens again she'll just move on.
[–]dammit_redskins3 points 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
Just give it time and don't think about it, think about how that ass looks when she's laying on the bed ready to get fucked.
[–]BabyFaceElephant0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Haha, you are just like me. Check my ancient post history, same shit as you went through. 3rd time was the charm. Just follow the advice here. I used Viagra to kickstart but I don't need it anymore, also a good condom really helps! Pretty soon you'll have her bouncing off your cock along with many others.
[–]thestonedpineapple0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
How would I go about getting viagra or some kind of kickstart. I'm under 18 and don't want to ask parents for help. Any kind of stimulant would probably work, after the first time I feel like I'll be good.
[–]BabyFaceElephant0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You are fine dude. I wouldn't even worry about it tbh as this girl has probably only had a few partners at most anyway. As to your question, I wouldn't know. But I'm pretty sure you'll be alright if you just don't give a fuck... when you go to fuck. If that makes any sense.
[–]Officer_Dick_Johnson7 points8 points9 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Cuddle more, take it slowly, it will rise. Yeah, it sounds faggy, but when it's your first time that's what usually happens. Anxiety.
[–]jjfast666 1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
You worry too much about what she thinks. Do you have a negative self body image?
[–]thestonedpineapple1 point2 points3 points 9 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Yes, but with being with her, I feel more confident, even when she tried spitting on it it didn't get hard, what am I doing wrong, I haven't watched port in a a week or 2 trying to get rid of that quick realease from my brain. Nothing seems to get my hard rn, unless I'm by myself and I try for 15 min. I think I'm used to masturbating.
[–]jjfast666 0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Shut off or dim the lights next time. If you can get hard in the dark, it means you have a negative self body image because you know she can't see you.
You gotta realize, people can tell if you have a negative image. A confident fatass dude is way hotter than a coy, unconfident Ryan Gosling.
Also make sure she's not JUST working the shaft. I can't even get hard off that anymore.
What your mean about working the shaft?
[–]jjfast666 0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Make her work the meat and two veg. Dick and balls.
[–]HookersAndBlow4ME 0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Are you taking adderall or Ritalin?
[–]thestonedpineapple0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
No but I used to 4 years ago
[–]KrispyTWW1 point 9 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
I'm not that kind of guy there, buddy!
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