Need help plating a girl

AlfalfaStemlord · 2015-02-06T06:07:26+00:00

You know how you fuck a girl? You put your dick inside of her and move it back and forth. It's not hard. Well it's probably hard. But I mean it's not difficult. It's so not difficult that monkeys do it, and we have been doing it way before sex ed in schools was a thing.

So you wanna fuck a girl. What do you do? You put your dick inside of her and move it back and forth. It's your job to escalate all the way to sex. If she is not comfortable with your escalation, you will hear about it. But you always escalate. That's your job.

So what do you do? You ask her to come over. Yes, if you know how to cook, dinner is an excellent plan. Then you watch another movie. The first 5 minutes of a movie, that is. Then you escalate. All the way to sex. She will stop you if she wants to. Otherwise, you keep escalating.

Since you're a virgin, expect it to be brief and awkward. Don't make a big deal out of it and she won't. If she does, well, you may not get to fuck her again. But you've proven to yourself you can do it. So you'll go and do it again. And it's all downhill from here.

Whatever you do, don't get oneitis because she is the first girl you fuck. You will fuck many more.

BetaMaleFeminist · 2015-02-06T08:07:13+00:00

Honestly, dinner may be a bad idea, simply because you'll get cold feet as you eat thinking about sex. If she came over and dry humped you, she 100% wants the dick. Doubt should not even begin to enter your mind. She came to your castle, climbed up onto your throne, into your alpha lap, and sucked your face while pressing her pussy against your dick. She will probably throw up last minute resistance (LMR). Escalate. Usually, LMR is just a girl pretending to not be a slut. She wants your dick, but she wants you to take control just as much. Women love being desired.

For God's sake, buy a box of condoms and practice putting one on so you're smooth and not awkward once you get her pants off.

It's going to be your responsibility to make out with her, touch her, and take off everyone's clothes. Start with your own shirt. Tell her to take off her bra after you remove her shirt and you're making out. That way, you don't fumble with it and look like Wreck it Ralph trying to finger paint while awkwardly making eye contact. move to pants, and when it comes to underwear, push her onto her back and tell her to push her hips into the air so you can slide off her panties. Always tell her what to do. Do not ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever...ever... ask. She'll think you're a fucking moron.

Be rougher than you're comfortable being. You know how a soft, limp handshake makes you think another guy is a bitch? Some goes for soft, limp sex. grab her hair (at the base of the scull, otherwise it'll be too painful for her), nip at her skin with your teeth, and push her around a bit.

Moderate strokes are a good way to start fucking. Don't slam in balls deep right away, and don't go too fast. Let her pussy warm up for a minute. Gradually increase your pace. If you feel like you're going to blow your load too soon, pull out and switch positions (my go-to is to grab her right leg and put it on the left side, so she's laying in more of a spooning position rather than missionary. takes .02 seconds and gives your dick a rest).

Take control and fuck that plate

oldredder · 2015-02-07T02:13:43+00:00

right where you could have just taken her clothes off, you didn't. Pretty much that's it.

Title	Need help plating a girl
Author	LeatherJacketQ
Upvotes	0
Comments	4
Date	February 6, 2015 5:54 AM UTC (11 years ago)
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