Here are some current relationships that I have that you guys will love:

  1. My 'best-friend' is a girl that I thought I was dating a year ago(but hadn't slept with) and the night we were finally gonna bang we go to a low-key concert and I go to head off and she says she wants to "just stay a little longer" so I go back to hers and wait for her and....she brings home some guy....who turns out to be one of my mates...and I sleep on the couch listening to them bang. We are still bestest buddies now!:)

  2. The Ex- Dated for 2 years. Break up due to "wanting to be single while I'm travelling just in case". Comes back. Cements me a spot on the bench of team Friendzone. Every time we hang out she drops hints that she is riding the carousel. Always go home feeling like shit. Keep going back to her though. Ends with us going to a party together just as friends. Super-hero party. She turns up dressed as "Super Slut"(like literally that was her outfit. She made it herself. Big S and all) and proceeds to find and fuck the closest Alpha(some farm boy drop-kick with a square jaw and wide shoulder). I laugh it off with her the next day. She's now dating another Beta.

My life is one big Blue-Pill. That's about to change.

Obviously next the ex. Next the best buddy? She does introduce me to girls?