Quick shit test response

Relaxredditrockstar · 2020-05-13T21:02:50+00:00

Not everything is so serious. That’s not even a shit test. The correct response would be another playful remark “ I’ll have my people contact you”. Then fuck her brains out. Then if you’re still on your period you go home and sleep it off

Seventh_Rose · 2020-05-13T20:56:32+00:00

Just ignore. People on here have this issue where they need to AA everything and always have a “witty” comeback. In reality, a lot of times this will just encourage her shit testing since you offered her humor and entertainment in response. It can also make you look autistic, or insecure.

I rarely get shit tested because when women do I just look at them silently until they say something less retarded, or I proceed with whatever I’m currently doing as if they never said it. They end up feeling stupid or awkward and avoid doing it again.

The closest I’ve ever gotten to AAing was a woman saying I’m sexist, to which I responded, “Yes, I am.”

Thefreeman911 · 2020-05-13T22:17:03+00:00

How does a guy like yourself have a fwb and ask shit like this? Big difference between ball busting and shit tests.

AlpacaStrap · 2020-05-13T20:48:34+00:00

If you’re in a pissy mood ignore. Stop faking

There’s nothing forcing you to respond to stupid shit

My response though? “Pencil this. X at x PM”

Then go fuck out your period

Whitefarmer · 2020-05-13T21:15:41+00:00

What did the constipated math teacher do ? Worked it out with a pencil

baggio86 · 2020-05-14T01:10:04+00:00

The fact you have to make a post on this is proof you are not where you need to be yet. Stop looking so much into everything.

RedDeAngelo · 2020-05-14T02:47:46+00:00

Thats not a shit test. Jeez.

amwfhunter · 2020-05-14T03:35:19+00:00

I'll meet u at x time then. Easy. Pissy mood or not dont need to be such a try hard. Just go with the flow. Anything more you'd be seen as compensating. Total beta move.

jasondougies · 2020-05-14T06:10:40+00:00

this post makes me feel like you havent even fucked her yet

PirateWave · 2020-05-14T06:39:35+00:00

I laughed when I saw this was a question. Much respect to your ability to take a step back and realise how ridiculous you was being.

NO_TIP_JUST_SHAFT · 2020-05-14T14:20:48+00:00

Tell her she can use your pencil later.

Domebeers · 2020-05-13T22:34:47+00:00

ask her about it after you take her out and fuck her, will make for good pillow talk

E9er · 2020-05-13T23:37:03+00:00

that ones easy. you reply: and you better make sure i’m at the top of the list too. if not i’m gonna have to find a way to charm the hostess. Bam you’re done shit test pass if you wanna be snazzy or even extra i would add at the end: ... but seriously hurry up i’m hungry! Bam now they don’t know if you’re been for real or playing or a jerk or what. i say if they thinking about you good or bad it’s better than them not thinking about you at all... you wanna take real estate up there in her head. lol. own it like you’re god and she’s one in a trillion offering you food.

Title	Quick shit test response
Author	morningjoe16m
Upvotes	17
Comments	19
Date	May 13, 2020 8:41 PM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/askTRP
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/asktrp/comments/gj7apr/quick_shit_test_response/
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